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An individual who returns to their life on Earth after being kidnapped by extra-terrestrials.
"No one believes me when I tell them that I am an alien abduction survivor. I was taken by aliens for a whole week about 5 years ago...I don't remember much, its all a blur..."
by yes juanito yes April 18, 2012
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Another incarnation of the popular Survival franchise wherein the wily contestants, trapped on a tropical island, try to avoid contracting Covid-19.
Contestants dig hidden tunnels and live in treetops on Survivor: Covid and the idea of being clever and physically active with no cumbersome masks appeals to the public!
by Dr Bunnygirl September 9, 2020
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Survivor

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A reality tv show on CBS, created by Mark Burnett, that debued in the summer of 2000 and features sixteen contestants or “castaways” originally composed of two teams of eight that live in seclusion in a remote part of the world to eat bugs, snakes, dirt, game and scorpions for like a month for a million dollars. Physical competitions are held each week to determine which team will win an award challenge, and then another challenge to determine who will win immunity. The team that doesnt win immunity must vote off a teammate. This also happens after the tribal merge but immunity goes to the individual instead and an individual is then voted out of the game. Midway through the season, the two teams are merged to form a single tribe when the real cut-throat part of the game really begins, where your friend is now your foe. The winner of the $1 million is announced on live television on the last episode.

The show has been filmed in such remote locations as Borneo (the 1st season), the Australian Outback, the Marcaisas, the Amazon, China, Pearl Islands, Panama and Fiji.
Let's be honest, the only way you can appear as a contestant on Survivor, is by being gay (Richard Hatch, the original winner), a model, a freek or incrediblly narcistic like Johnny Fairplay (the most evil Survivor contestant ever). Normal people need not apply.
by krock1dk@yahoo.com April 29, 2008
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A game where a group of three or more males stand in a circle formation, facing outward. The players then grab the penis of the player to the right of them with one hand. All players then start moving their hand in a front-to-back motion. The players who ejaculate are disqualified from the game and must leave the circle formation. Once only two players are left in the circle, the formation changes so that the two finalists are face to face. The last man to ejaculate wins!
Dude, that was a crazy game of survivor circle. My hand is so sore!

I know how to settle this bet. SURVIVOR CIRCLE NOW!

America is totally gunna win survivor circle this year in the Olympics.
by IthinkShakIsHawt September 11, 2009
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Reality show in which Cardinals are locked in a room facing elimination challenges until only one is left to become Pope.

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Dude! Did you see the episode of Survivor: Vatican where the jowly cardfinal who thinks he's "all that" gets excommunicated?

No. No I did not.
by gnostic 1 March 5, 2013
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survivor man

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a man that is a survivor of all dangers and extreams.
the show "survivor man" is a great example.
by kolyany November 26, 2007
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asian driver no survivor

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The phrase used when an asian gook slope is seen on the road.
lifelong: Oh shit, there's an asian on the road! I think it might be bobbyjoedoodle.
MonthlyLs: K I'm about to head out. You know what they say. Asian driver no survivor.
by polrs September 24, 2019
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