Surprise Sex

Rape, to rape

I got me some surprise sex last night

by drunk April 8, 2003

Surprise Sex

Its like when a dude is out at the bar (Eric) and then ends up taking a girl home for some odd reason. Then the next morning when she wakes up and rolls over he yells....SURPRISE

"Hey man how did last night go"?
"Ohh not bad, I was able to get some surprise sex"

by Breton January 8, 2009

surprise sex

Politically correct term for conducting sexual intercourse without consent.

Rape is such a harsh word... everyone loves a surprise!

"I'd been following her for weeks, i knew it was here birthday soon and planned to surprise her"

My girlfriend made the mistake of asking me what surprise sex meant

by Bretty Hetty & Extreme Idiot Overlord April 14, 2006

surprise sex

Unconsented intercourse that is technically construed as rape.


When performed on your girlfriend, it's surprise sex.


When performed on an even hotter chick, it's rape.

Surprise sex is the reason that children occur in the animal kingdom. Male rabbits rape the females. Yes, really, my sister breeds rabbits and knows all.

by Gumba Gumba April 14, 2004

Surprise sex

A way of raping someone and not raping them because your surprising them with sex

(Rapee) Help rape
(Raper) Its not rape its surprise sex
(Rapee) Damn

by emoboy173 October 19, 2008

surprise sex

1. Unannounced and/or forcible sex which ISN'T rape. The kind performed in roleplay, in "dom/sub relationships", and in certain orgy/rock-star-groupie type situations.

2. The old male trick of pulling the penis out of the girl's cunt and slipping it up her shit-hole.

e.g: you can tell a true "do-me girl" by the fact she can't remember her last fuck which wasn't surprise sex

by su france April 7, 2010

surprise-sex

Legal rape

He didn't rape me, it was just surprise-sex

by daveybwoi January 15, 2009