sorostitutionalize

To change the attitudes/beliefs of a girl who has recently joined a sorority to parallel that of a typical sorority girl.

Jenny used to be a tom boy, but after she joined Zeta Beta she was sorostitutionalized and started wearing dresses all the time. And giving out hand jobs.

by Mikey Killer May 22, 2011

sorrostitute

comes from the words "sorrority" and "prostitute." A young coed who pledges a sorrority and frequents frat parties, subsequently fornicating with many of them at a time.

Rick: "Man, I'm gonna go spit some game at that Alpha Beta Gamma...she is smoking hot."
Gary: "Dude, you don't want that. She's a bonefied sorrostitute. She's banged Tony, Mike, Dave, Nick & Tim at the same time, John..."

by Tim (credited to Thomas McNeny) April 30, 2008

Sorostitute

A member of a sorority, usually from Long Island or Westchester County (or Bethesda, or Fairfax, or....) who drives a big SUV, talks loudly on her cell phone all the time about the stupidest things, wears sex pants (which come off ever Thursday, Friday, and Saturday nights at (add greek letters) fraternity. Shouldn't really be in college.

I was walking down the street, minding my own business, when a sorostitute in her land rover pulled out of her sorority house and hit me because she was talking on her cell phone, on the way back to Long Island.

by Scott September 27, 2003

Substitute teacher

The most foolish kind of species of teachers are substitute teachers. THEY ARE FUCKING STUPID... LIKE REALLY FUCKING STUPID. They make you wet your pants.

Substitute teacher: So, what do you normally do in class?
Students: We eat pizza and watch Netflix all-day *quietly pissing their pants of laughter*
*AWKWARD SILENCE*
SUBSTITUTE TEACHER: Ok, then let's do that

by ILL BE THERE November 19, 2019

Substitute Teacher

Great to have cover your lessons at school in Years 7 to 9, but once you hit GCSE level in Year 10 to 11, it is a bit of a piss-take at how unqualified some teachers can be.

Example...

Year 7 : What? Miss isn't in?? SCORE!! We have a Substitute teacher!!!

Year 11 : What? Miss isn't in? Great, I'm gonna fail my exams now we have a Substitute teacher!

by HappyGirl1993 October 25, 2010

sorostitute

A female member of the Greek college system (a Sorority) who "is friendly" with males, especially Fraternity members and pizza deliverers. Usually talks very loudly, wears "revealing" clothing, and is almost always a borderline alcoholic. Sorostitution is prevalent among college freshmen.

"The sorostitute is still on her nightly rounds at the first fraternity on the street; I doubt she will be joining us for dinner tonight, Jebediah."

by La-la January 28, 2003

hand substitute

1. When a person becomes bored with masturbating with ones own hand, and experiments with external objects.

2. Vagina or penis

Tom: After masturbating for 30 years I think its time to find a hand substitute.
Jerry: Maybe you shouldn't be a 40 year old virgin

by Don Pavlic August 17, 2011