Risvand Spesial

Getting a child with someone you have been in a relationship with for less than a year

I was living my best days, but then I did a Risvand spesial

by MullaMcFlash March 18, 2021

SPESS

Space, as pronounced by Space Marines (SPESS MEHREENS) like Commander Boreale from Warhammer 40k. Considering SPESS is where most of the game happens, it stands to reason that it should be given as much emphasis as it is. Must be pronounced with Boreale's voice in order to have the correct effect, which is hilarity, as Boreale is a caricature as far as non SPESS MEHREEN players are concerned.

SPESS MEHREENS WE HAVE FEHLED THE EMPRAH!

by dplock October 10, 2013

super quantum unit intel processor

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

Super Woman

Referring to the Supreme Sex that is biologically female.

Girl 1: I’m a Super Woman.

Girl 2: I’m confused... Is that meant to be similar to Wonder Woman or super woman?

Girl 3: No, it’s meant to mean I’m a Supreme Sex — there 2 Supreme sexes one being a Super Man — essentially we’re the highest authority regarding sex

by Justine Wheeler March 8, 2021

Super Capitalism

A joke started by libertarian socialist political commentator Vaush about how Americans would have already been socialists if socialism "came wrapped in an American flag" and didn't have the baggage that the word does today. Many super capitalism memes also attempt to highlight how regular capitalism restricts freedom of the average individual, whereas super capitalism (market socialism) would not.

The term has nothing to do with Mussolini's supercapitalism which was the fascist conception of modern capitalism as a denigration of an older, better, heroic capitalism.

"Listen up y'all. You've had regular capitalism and all the wealth just goes to the corporations and these fat cats just sit up there at their big ol'... they dont do shit okay- I'm selling you... SUPER CAPITALISM! SUper CAPITALISM is SO invested in private enterprise that every single individual actually collectively owns a portion of the place they work at! You're a McDonald's fry-- chef-man? You work! That's part of your business son! That's you now! SUPER CAPITALISM! In addition... I am SO in favor of market incentives and market forces that I *reject* the private ownership of ANY industry which interferes with the function of those market forces. TransportatIon? Healthcare!? These are INELASTIC MARKETS DUMB FUCK....... SUPER CAPITALISM!"

by Whette Aeggue January 1, 2021

Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience

This catchphrase was popularized by YouTuber/Comedian/God, Ryan George, in his series called "Pitch Meeting" featured in the YouTube channel named, "Screen Rant", (he also has his own channel, but rarely references it there.) Ryan also stated in the 100th bonus episode of Pitch Meetings that it was inspired from an old Italian phrase called, "superezbenelenocoveni."

Ryan: Hey, do you think it's gonna be hard to think of an example for this catchphrase?
George: No actually, it's gonna be Super Easy, Barely an Inconvenience.
Ryan: Oh really?

by Little Kid Lover aka MikeScott November 12, 2020

Super Macho Man

That motherfucker from California, who steals your bitch.

Super Macho Man released the bogus all up in my girl's ass.

by BlackManJohnson July 24, 2018