super soaker

a weapon banned on 7 different continents

scout:*whips out super soaker*
spy:*screaming*
sniper*hiding behind spy*

super soaker by raybeez February 18, 2022

Super Soaker

A fat person when they splash into a pool

Person 1: Who made that big splash?
Person 2: It’s that super soaker over there.

Super Soaker by 👃🏿Quandale Dingle👃🏿 July 27, 2022

Super Soaker

A Mormon, who is regarded as a whore, and partakes in soaking regularly.

Since Sam has gotten to collage, they’ve become a super soaker.

Super Soaker by MormonBanger122 March 13, 2025

Super Soaker

A dude whose mom is so hot she named her son after her favorite sex move.

“Last night this guy pulled out and gave me a super soaker - I was washing it out of my hair for 3.14 weeks”

Super Soaker by sled69 April 27, 2026

Super Soaker Surprise 

When a girl is going to give a guy head soon he masturbates a whole bunch without her knowledge. Then when she gives him head he's already ready to cum and cums in 5 seconds with the force of a super soaker water gun to her stunned surprise.

Guy 1: "Did Shelly come upstairs with you last night after your date?"

Guy 2: "Yeah. I gave her the super soaker surprise."

Guy 1: "Man you're a douchebag lol"

Super Soaker Surprise by Tex-Mex Shawn C. September 26, 2010

Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday 

Any given Saturday when your whole crew gets absolutely wasted. The phrase is also coined to require a buddy to down their beer if they cannot recite the phrase properly on command.

“ What’s today?”

“Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday!”

Super Soaker Bazooka Soaker Super Saturday by Ripp March 1, 2021

super soaker 9000 

when a girl gets so wet that we soaks the whole area due to squirting.

Tony: Damn baby last night you were so wet almost like a squirt gun the carpet and the bed was wet from you squiting.

Brittany: You think your funny .
Tony: Your a super soaker 9000.

super soaker 9000 by dildo diva December 16, 2010