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super jizz

Def 1: When 5 or more men surround one girl and cum on her face at once. Usually the men are black, and the women is a small white bitch with giant knockers.
Def 2: When a man jizzes so much that it covers a girl's entire face.
Def 1: Dude, did you hear? Larry was part of a super jizz! He is SO lucky!
Def 2: Man, you wouldn't believe it! I had a SUPER JIZZ last night! It felt AWESOME.
by Natett September 18, 2007
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Super Joe

Someone in the party who is beyond a partier, who excels in the art of being totally wasted and out of control.
Jason: Damn look at that super joe, he's naked and passed out in the sprinkler again.
by Auneeezy October 10, 2005
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super jerk

The biggest jerk in a group of jerks. The supreme asshole. While jerks may be mean and pull pranks for humor or fun, super jerks do it out of spite.
Pennie, you sure are being a super jerk today.
by PTM May 25, 2006
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Super Junjudee

A mythical Aboriginal creature that holds super strength and puts the fear of god in everyone.
That criminal is a Super Junjudee!!! It's as if he has super human strength!!!!
by Management loving dawg January 14, 2023
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Super Jesus

An extremely attractive, very buff, extremely tan man. That has the ability to see into the future, read minds, and teleport. He is very funny and loves dinosaur silly bandz. Can also be called SJ or Super J. You must address him by Sir.
by Lilgurl July 20, 2010
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Super Jesus

There is only one Super Jesus. One man. The greatest man alive. He is the father of God. Feed him Berries and Cream Starbursts while doing the Little Lad dance and he will be very pleased. He can read your mind and see your future. He loves dinosaurs. Especially in the form of a shaped rubber band. SJ loves to sing R&B songs in his car using his angelic voice.He is more attractive then anyone. Even Chace Crawford. He has no kneecaps. He is crazy buff. But never has to work out. And he has a sunkissed bronze glow year-round. His impressions are supreme. He loves watching YouTube videos. Such as Kittens Inspired By Kittens and Top 60 Ghetto Black Names. He is very funny. Super Jesus also loves to eat at Chick-Fil-A. Just be sure he gets a Chicken Sandwich and Waffle Fries. For Free. He has a tendency to refer to people as "goobs" and "goobers". He will respond to SJ, Super J, Super Jesus, or Sir.
Daaayuuum. Look at Super Jesus. That man makes me laugh so hard that I fall off my dinosaur! And look at how masculine and handsome he is!
by Lil Guuurl August 31, 2010
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Super Jew

a person who gets circumcised twice due to the first failing
dave :"I have to get a second circumcision because the first failed"
jack: "That must make you a super jew"
by double circumcision March 9, 2019
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