nothing succeeds like

Nothing succeeds like excess, according to Victorian wit and author Oscar Wilde.

Nothing succeeds like excess!

by I, Wreckerrr December 2, 2020

Succulent Chinese Meal

Also known as Democracy Manifest. Often a considered a crime. Eating a succulent chinese meal is grounds for being placed under arrest by people who know their Judo well. Proper methods of detention include but are not limited to being placed under a nice headlock and having your limp penis grabbed and ready to be received. It is custom to salute the chaps with a "Tah-Tah and farewell" if ever in this situation.

Guy 1: Did you hear Charles Dozsa was out eating a Succulent Chinese Meal yesterday>
Guy 2: Oh no! Let's hope his penis and head are fine!

by TheGusBus69 July 30, 2021

Sucklet

One of itemLabel's plushies, a Sucklet is in a star shape with three dots in the center for its face, designating two eyes and a mouth. It also squeaks if you press it! It likes to eat all the treats and snacks in your home and decomposing. It is often associated with mushrooms because of the latter fact.

There are three variants of Sucklet: Sucklet, which has a white body and black dots; Dark Sucklet, which has a black body and white dots; and Super Sucklet which is like Sucklet but three times bigger.

Do not let it in your home! I repeat: DO NOT. Peepy is welcomed but if you do let a sucklet in, you will regret it. (Jk)

You can buy your own sucklet on itemLabel's website. There are YouTube videos if you want hear songs made about this plushy. So far, they've starred in Sucklet's Song and Sucklet Dies (not a song).

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Person 1: Hey, do you know how to get rid of sucklets? I've let one in my house because it looked so cold and alone from being outside too long, but now all it does is suck my entire stash of Doritos.
Person 2: That must've suck, dude. I don't think that there's a way to get rid of those pests, but even if you lost all of your beloved Doritos, at least sucklets are very adorable and soft.
Person 1: That's true. :)

by racecar = racecar March 17, 2021

success of a pun

The success of a pun is measured by the groan! This means that funny puns are applauded by derision.

The success of a pun is measured by the groan, if someone groans they will retell it to friends.

by I, Wreckerrr May 30, 2021

succexy

A term coined my Metric used to falsely portray a situation that is successful and sexy in order to glamorize it. The term is mostly used to describe how politicians try to create a positive illusion of an unpopular military/political operation.

Metric: "Invasion so succexy".

I'm getting sick of how Bush keeps describing the war in Iraq as being so succexy.

by Gary Gamm September 22, 2006

success boner

An erection that occurs as a result of achieving some personal or professional successes.

Today I was offered a promotion at work. Totally walked out of the office with a raging success boner.

by Rrrrryyyyaaaaannnnnn May 28, 2012

successible

Successible is a play on three words, "Success," "Accessible," and "Simple." Used together, they mean something that is entirely successful in its meaning, possibly award winning, and/or can be easily understood really by anyone. It also has the option of containing matching elements that can be simply related to one's own life.

"Dude, did you see that new movie yet, 'Slacker' ?"
"Yeah, it's so awesome ! That flick was totally successible."

by dw8177 May 19, 2018