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Success

Theres nothing more important than success. Not even pussy.
by Brofesser J June 16, 2014
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Succession Flu

Illness suddenly afflicting colleagues who were passed over for a job they thought the deserved.
Succession Flus are seasonal, usually affecting people during yearly and mid year performance reviews.
- Did you see Lyndon this afternoon?

- No... He had to go home to recover from the succession flu.
- I guess I'll have to help Andy move to the corner office myself!
by Babs1960 September 17, 2013
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Consolation Success

Consolation success or a consolation achievement is when you put a lot of effort and concentration into achieving something or getting better at something, and only after you've tried for so long that you begin to give up, do things start to "work out" for you. Often, it is more of a slap in the face than a happy acquisition. The consolation comes in giving you your success only because you worked yourself so hard that you gave up and life begins to feel sorry for you. God's way of playing keep away perhaps.
"After so many years in the movie business and his involvement in tonnes of great films, Christopher Plummer only received his first oscar in 2012, at the age of 83. That consolation success must feel more painful than if he retired with no award at all."
by cursedkid March 31, 2013
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Great Success!

An exclamation, which in light of the irreverently popular smash hit film, "Borat" now connotes the justifiable gloating over any sudden victory in life, fortune or career which dismays one's jealous competitors by virtue of its magnitude and/or sheer unexpectedness. It is most effective to exclaim "Great Success!" in the very midst of one's petty and mean-spirited detractors, especially at the precise moment they are forced to acknowledge one's hatefully coveted good fortune.
The radiant bride exclaimed "Great Success!" as she and her handsome groom pushed through the throng of her mean-spirited step family and into the couple's late model Rolls Royce.
by Russell Clark December 10, 2006
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success before finesse

In the hoop-jumping contest of life, proven academic performance is required before the art of social manipulation becomes relevant. In other words, a massive GPA gets you a seat at the table; Instagram and snatch-chat alone---just put your dumb-ass on the menu.
Don't be a dumb-ass; 'success before finesse' is an unbreakable law of the universe.
by YAWA August 12, 2018
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Success

Success is an outgoing, bubbly girl who is ambitious. She knows how to put a smile on your face. She is unique and has her flaws but once you get to know her, you will instantly fall in love with her personality. She is a really beautiful girl and always keeps her friends first.
by Cooollgyalll October 6, 2018
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Success

When you submit a word for Urban Dictionary and they publish it.
Urban Dictionary published my word. I call that a success.
by TheWordSubmitter April 15, 2017
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