"Dude, you were supposed to play music as a DJ - but instead you crashed your friend´s car!! You are an idiot!"
"Yeah, I´m sorry I stumped your wedding. I was drunk AF"
"Yeah, I´m sorry I stumped your wedding. I was drunk AF"
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Lindsay, on the verge of going home with John the supermodel for the evening, was suddenly cuntstumped by Simone her bitter, resentful, and inebriated best friend who claimed she lost her keys and needed a ride home.
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Usually the stomping will happen first, and then be followed up by a trample.
used for a particularly bad stomping or trampling involving human or mammalian feet, often in a shocked and excited manner .
Usually the stomping will happen first, and then be followed up by a trample.
used for a particularly bad stomping or trampling involving human or mammalian feet, often in a shocked and excited manner .
Human: As I watched a group of five guys kicking the shit out of someone, my friend remarked to me: Damm, that dude was strait stompled!
Mammalian: Visual Example: Picture this:
When a Bull gore's a matador and then proceeded to stomp all over him. The Bull is so happy at his victory, the bull will look high in the air in ecstasy. Puffing and snorting, half slobbering at the time, the bull kicks one then the other of his powerful legs as he gets down to the business of his only job.
It's like a cat in the litter box, except that the cat is ten pounds and is kicking around sand. The Half-ton bull on the other hand, is trying to make the matador sand. Brutally kicking the helpless body with powerfull strikes as fast as he can.
That bull just stompled the matador!
Mammalian: Visual Example: Picture this:
When a Bull gore's a matador and then proceeded to stomp all over him. The Bull is so happy at his victory, the bull will look high in the air in ecstasy. Puffing and snorting, half slobbering at the time, the bull kicks one then the other of his powerful legs as he gets down to the business of his only job.
It's like a cat in the litter box, except that the cat is ten pounds and is kicking around sand. The Half-ton bull on the other hand, is trying to make the matador sand. Brutally kicking the helpless body with powerfull strikes as fast as he can.
That bull just stompled the matador!
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Jane: How was your date with Larry?
Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.
Edna: O.K. I guess, but I tried to give him a hand job and couldn't find it. I tired of always getting the stumplestiltskins.
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