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stumbleine

Britney Spears only wishes she could be half as brilliant as Billy Corgan to create something such as Stumbleine.
by caitlin April 17, 2005
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stumblecunt

A young woman who stays drunk constantly, to the point of not being able to walk straight.
Lindsay Lohan was drunk in public again. What a complete stumblecunt.
by youradvicehere May 20, 2009
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stumbledick

An older, typically heavy bearded gentleman and/or bulldike (also maybe bearded) typically spending most of their time drunk, just in general, but also somehow engaged in a old school rock band and are usually found hitting on married women. They can be found frequenting local dive bars (not the hipster dive bars, but the REAL dive bars no one goes to except stumbledicks).

Derived from Stumblebum and Cheese Dick
"Hey man have you been up to the Dawg House?"

"yeah last time I was in there there some stumbledick ordered drinks under my tab and slapped my girl's ass. . . I won't be going back."
by MarLo Stanfieldd January 11, 2016
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Stumblefuck

A person that falls or trips frequently.

Someone that injured themselves by falling or tripping.
pointing out the arrival of someone who recently hurt themselves in a fall-

"Oh look, here comes Stumblefuck"
by Sly Fox Ash July 28, 2009
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Stempled

Verb, To be a teacher, When someone is a teacher, but they can't teach, and they are often corrected when giving out lessons.
ex: Our teacher stempled so hard that I had to stand up in front of the class and explain the lesson. (true story)

ex: That teacher was stempling again today, we had to read out of the book to learn the lesson, how are they still a teacher?
by Zboi94 January 5, 2011
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Stumpling

Another name for a dwarf or midget or small person
look over there at that stumpling riding a three legged donkey
by possiblylewisholms April 22, 2015
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slump stumper

Slump stump(er); verb or noun, To Slump Stump; Slump Stumper.

Verb; the act of lowering your standards, (to 5/10 or lower) in a romantic relationship, with the sole purpose of getting out of a professional, emotional, or sexual slump.

Slump stumper; Noun; the recipient of the act of a slump stump.
Noun Usage,
Ex 1.a. Steven was in a slump for months, so he lowered his standards one night and found himself a real slump stumper. The following week, he hit 5 home runs at the baseball game.

Ex 1.b. Steve was in a slump, so he went out one night and hit a total 5.0 Slump Stumper

Verb Usage; Ex 2.a. ‘Buddy, you’ve a been real bummer, you need to go slump stumping and take down a slump stumper.

Ex.2.b John pulled a slump stump and he’s been a new man ever since!
by Cuatros Amigos October 19, 2018
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