Smuggling a Muppet

To have a large penis and big balls.

"Did you see the size of that bulge? That dude is smuggling a muppet!"

by george f November 17, 2006

Jesus Smuggling

When a person of secular reason has finished explaining something, to the extent of their knowledge, and the person they are explaining to says, Jesus is the reason beyond that explanation.

Friend: Did you enjoy talking with David about the origin of species.
Guy: Ya but he kept Jesus Smuggling when I got to the primordial soup.

by Botched Toe September 16, 2018

cunt smuggling

the act of being very sneaky about the scallys you hook up with.

"Man i seen Corey take ANOTHER girl home last night, that guy has been cunt smuggling all week!"

by JudgeJBagz March 12, 2009

joner stogging

Jogging when you're stoned. When you're stoned and you run you don't get out of breath so you can go for ages.

Person 1: "my cars not fixed yet and we need to be at matts in 15 minutes and he live at the other side of the town."
Person 2: "hey, lets have some weed and go joner stogging there! we could go for miles and not get tired."

by yaydude April 25, 2009

Butt Snugging

Non-sexual snuggling between two men. Both men strip naked. The snugee gently spreads his cheeks and the snugger places his johnson in between them, then spooning and snuggling commences. This technique can be used to stay warm in survival situations.

Andrew and I were lost in the woods overnight. The only way to avoid freezing to death was butt snugging.

by fkndskvjsfnvkne September 19, 2016

smuggling skittles

The act of having your nipples protrude out of your shirt, as if to be actually hiding skittles candies underneath your shirt.

If you are smuggling skittles, you most definitely have nip rocks.

1. Dude, you ever watch the Friends episodes where Jennifer Aniston looks like she's smuggling skittles?

2. That shirt is so tight, you look like you're smuggling skittles.

3. Don't wear a bra...guys love girls who look like they're smuggling skittles.

by yellowboy February 12, 2004

Snack smuggling

The act of sneaking in snacks (like in your pocket, coat, or a purse) (usually packaged candy) to a place that already sells snacks and candy and which either frowns upon or forbids people from bringing their own (since they want to sell you their usually very overpriced snacks).

Person 1: Hey I got each of us a bag of M&Ms from the theater snack counter, it set me back 8$ though.

Person 2: 8$?! Man you need to start snack smuggling, you would have saved 6$.

by Forever Artist March 30, 2008