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Chem Strike

While doing the act of a 69, a female can commit a Chem Strike at any moment. The act is a FAT queef or a fart to the opposite parties facial region. As she is on top all she needs to do is wrap her legs around the opposite persons head. Locking the person into position to absorb the toxic fumes. Causing for either a finish worthy of Zeus himself to come down and shake your hand or will cause the person to faint from fright
Person 1- Dude I thought you were dead after I heard you were hit by a Chem Strike

Person 2- Yeah she hit me with the headlock and I knew I was in for it. But turns out I’m a real big fan of Chem Strikes
Person 1- Guess I’ll have to try that out sometime soon. I’m hoping for a big Chem Strike all over my face.
Chem Strike by Jhubie Bros October 6, 2020
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Dave Strider 

wow, Dave Strider is such an ironic boy
I’m sick they caught doggy in a striker.
Striker by anonymous December 25, 2021

Strike Zone

Just as in baseball where you will try your best to hit the ball that comes into your strike zone, you would date or have sex with a girl/guy that is in your strike zone.
Strike Zone by sushitime December 9, 2011

stripe shirt theory

The idea, proven by research, that a girls tits look larger when they wear a shirt with horizontal stripes on it.
Matt: Dude her titties are looking huge today.
Logan: Yeah shes wearing a stripe shirt too.
Matt: Its the stripe shirt theory again man!
stripe shirt theory by latinmaster December 16, 2011

Dave Strider 

"Man, Dave Strider can't think of anything ironic. That's pure irony!"
Dave Strider by Dave Strider. August 19, 2011

Warowl’s first law of counter strike 

The better somebody is at Counter-Strike, the more of an asshole they are.
Person 1: Damn man, I played with the cockiest cs player but he was really good.
Person 2: I see you have stumbled upon the Warowl’s first law of Counter strike.