shreksting

when u send shrek pics via online platforms ykyk like dicksword (discord btw)

sanuda: hey bbg wanna do some shreksting tonight ;))
girly wirly: yes ofc ofc ofcccccc

by masked monk fr November 2, 2020

Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
<g is silent>

Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name

"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

User warning
Overuse can lead to the perils...(sic) of spaghetti incident.

***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........

by EmonkEmonkE December 29, 2016

stresstipation

a chronic case of stress-related bowel inflammation with side effects such as the occasional “power-push,” epic absence of a cathartic BM and intense cramps, all of which are followed by intensely satisfying “thunder shits.”

While preparing to crush my mid-day interview, I attempted to take a nice, soul-cleansing poo. Alas, stresstipation ended my efforts!

by EpicSpaceMonkey98 October 29, 2017

Stressinating

not wanting to do anything at all due to stress

Samual is stressinating because of the work he has to submit to his college professor

by KAyon17 October 20, 2021

stressaying

working on an essay while under tremendous stress
OR
using stress as a motivation to complete essay

ive been stressaying all day!
i will talk to you later, i need to go stressay.

by Imran Mohammad November 16, 2006

streeting

An impromptu business meeting that takes place outside of the office, usually when colleagues meet unexpectedly.

The conference was a waste of time, but I had a productive streeting when I ran into the guys from marketing outside the deli down the street.

by CallmeJay October 26, 2013

stressaging

When one messages someone during a time of anxiety or stress either to have someone to talk to or kill time.

A: Dude why are you talking to me? Didn't you say you had a 10 page paper due at midnight?
B: I do lmao, I'm just stressaging.

by gagle February 15, 2020