Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin)

KU-ull-R-anch-DR-ess-in
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Noun
1. A hot and psychotic sauce of pretty tiedup chillies, guitar licks and JD whiskey, often served as a chaser to Nightrain wine.
2. A popular hangout for double-talking jive dancers/speakers.

Adj.
1. A feeling of euphoric nostalgia, best expressed by shouting at the opening night of a tour for the band you have not seen together since your youth...
2. A popular description of double talking jive dancers/movers when they are travelling too, actually within or retiring from their venue of the same name

"Hey JuJuHibe, I was just sniffing your rank subjugation and it was Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin), so smoke 'em if you got 'em, alright, that sucked."

".....I'm Serious...... But Check It Out..... Cool and Stressing (pronounced coolranchdressin..."

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Overuse can lead to the perils...(sic) of spaghetti incident.

***** very famously used as the opening chant to bring the famous band GnFnRs on stage at Melbourne Cricket Ground 14/02/2017 in the following format:

Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Let me Hear it now
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
Resp: Oh Yeah!
Call: CoolRanchDressin!
...... Ad Lib Till Fade........

by EmonkEmonkE December 29, 2016

Stressopheliac

A man or woman who has fear of stress; ultimately resulting in stress.

This Guy: After I fucked that chick last night, I was real a afraid of getting stress put on me for fucking her because she was Jewish. All of a sudden my head began to rattle because I was receiving stress. Then it happened... My ear cummed and IT HURT!

Other Guy: O MY GOD... My sister is a stressopheliac!

by Squeezie Them Titties February 28, 2009

Stressmonster101

A wholesome and cute British youtuber who plays on Hermitcraft! She does lots of collabs with Iskall85. Her name is shortened down to Stress.

"Hallo Stress (Stressmonster101)!"

by Raven Ravioli September 20, 2020

Stressanie

Extreme stress headache caused by the constant drone of the pants wearer. Stress may be caused by the apparent realisation that you’re always wrong. Being belittled in public for sport is a favourite pastime of a stressanie

I need to avoid stress, the last stressanie was quite painful

by shabla March 17, 2021

Stressorexia

When you are too busy to eat and you lose weight dramatically and not eating becomes a habit

I have two kids, one with special needs and am too busy to eat. Therefore, I am 102 pounds and unhealthy. I sometimes have time to eat and just don't...I think I have stressorexia.

by Jess4312 October 13, 2011

stressing

(stress + pressing)- a lot of stress for one thing you want from another person

don't stressing me, i came when i want

by Paul Izzo March 14, 2009

stressnoying

That emotion one experiences when both stressed and annoyed. This often occurs when one is in conversation with a person who's company one only pretends to enjoy. Also, this feeling is often elicited when one is forced to sit in a 400 level college course with professors who are more than zany, and hair-brained.

I had the most stressnoying conversation with this guy who will not leave me alone.

It was the most stressnoying class today as we sat and discussed APA format for the 500th time in my college career.

by crazy_nursing_student September 9, 2009