stressure

Someone who is simultaneously under extreme stress and pressure at the same time

So your house is being repossessed tomorrow and you need to have thesis finished as well, man you must be under a lot of stressure

by leimrod July 27, 2006

Stressmonster101

Stress is a cute and wholesome minecraft youtuber who plays on the SMP Hermitcraft. She collabs with Iskall85 the most! Her name is shortened to Stress.

"Hallo Stress(Stressmonster101)!

by Raven Ravioli September 20, 2020

stressturbate

The act of masturbating in order to alleviate stress. Normally, stressturbating is directly influenced by a recent event or action which has caused one great stress.

i.e. Heavy schoolwork, a crap job, relationship troubles

Guy 1: "God damn I had so much work today. Stressturbating never felt so great"

Guy 2: "Yeah, I know what you mean. I sressturbated 3 times the other day. It's like all my troubles had vanished"

Guy 1: "I love to stressturbate"

Guy 2: "Me too, me too"

by goldie911 September 10, 2013

stressure

When pressure and stress hit you all at once.

She's trying to coordinate her dating life with being a mom, so much stressure!

by RaisetheBar September 13, 2017

Stressrentner

Jemand im Rentner Alter, häufig leicht rassistisch, homophob und schiebt es auf seine Religion. Catchphrases: “Ich bin zwar kein Rassist ABER…”, “Früher war das nicht so”

Da hinten ist ein Stressrentner

by SternchenSabine69 November 1, 2021

STRESSURED

Is a cross between stressed and pressured.When you are already stressed out and you are being pressured trying to finish a job on a timeline.My wife uses this word all the time.

My wife said that she is stressured trying to get all her work done.

by CyborKong April 9, 2006

Stressure

A combination of the words stress and pressure, this word is an easy way for people to describe the feeling that typically accompanies finals week

Friend: Dude are you ok? You have been studying for that bio test all week.

Other friend: I know i know but my parents want me to do really well and I dont want to mess up as badly as I did last time. I dont know, lately i've just been feeling alot of stressure.

by sail4ever March 7, 2013