Modified Cleveland Steamer

1. The act of being unusually nice or pleasant to a person, as that person is simultaneously being dumped upon, blown off or otherwise snubbed.

2. An inappropriately apathetic or hostile response to a thoughtful or kind gesture.

Airline {In a warm, syrupy prerecorded voice}: Your flight from Reno to Chicago was due to depart in an hour. We took the liberty of canceling that flight just a few minutes ago. You needn't thank us now, but we made arrangements to complete your trip by rerouting you via Portland, Maine late tomorrow. It will add only a few hours in a crowded plane to your vacation!! And have a great day!!

Jim (to wife): "Crap. The airline just handed us a modified Cleveland Steamer."

by wmbdover September 26, 2012

sack steamer

When you rip a fart and your ass cheeks are blocking any exit pathway for the fart. Forced to go somewhere, the fart exits forward in direction and vibrates your ball sack as well as heats it up.

That sack steamer just vibrated my nut sack

by VibratingSack285 March 12, 2014

topsail steamer

A steamy shit taken directly on a woman's chest after a nasty shellfish dinner at the beach.

Man, I gave that bitch a classic Topsail Steamer last night....a real mud river

by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018

Double streamer

When a guy takes a piss and part of the pee goes one way and the other part goes a different direction.

John:Dude, theres pee all over the floor. Ted: Sorry dude, i had a double streamer

by ndtanman9 January 19, 2008

streamerbtw

When lazarbeam gets killed by streamer

definition:killed in game by online streamer
I just got the new gun and I got killed by a STREAMERBTW

by Bobwantsomehead November 19, 2018

lamborghini steamer

farting (or sharting) in a sitting or laying down position, while lifting one's leg in a manner similar to the opening of lamborghini doors

I thought my wife was doing ab exercises in bed, but she was actually dropping a lamborghini steamer and now I'm sick

by CobraCommenter July 10, 2019

Fortnite streamer

A virgin

Hey bro , I just found this new virgin
-what’s that
- a fortnite streamer
-cool what’s his name
-ninja
-damn, I heard he died of ligma

by louis sandcastle July 30, 2018