Strategic Incompetence

Purposely performing a task so poorly as to discourage being assigned this task again, but not poorly enough to be fired

Cube Dweller1: Dude, writing the weekly report is a sucky job; how do I get out of it?

Cube Dweller2: Just screw up some people's names and swap some people's tasks, nobody will want you to do it again

Cube Dweller1: Ahh....Strategic Incompetence....a fine idea....my inner slacker is jumping for joy!

by TedDeadMan September 4, 2009

Ferrari Strategists

The most useless people on the planet. They must be a disgrace to their parents.

What happened to the Ferrari strategy the flip are the Ferrari Strategists doing why are they using the hards.

“Whata mistake of da maker”

by Carlos science November 24, 2019

Strategic Liking

when you like one of the opposite sex's photo on facebook with intentions of letting them know you are interested in hooking up with them

Jon: I did some Strategic Liking of ella's facebook photos

Michael: Mate you are in!

by Nickkkkkkk.S March 5, 2011

Straker

A Straker is the kind of person to stand up to anyone and doesn’t take shit from people. They probably are in shady activities and keep to themselves a lot. But if you are lucky enough to be a friend or family member just know they will always be loyal and protect you. Straker’s are not afraid of most things and will take a bullet for her close friends and family.

That Straker ended up in prison for her family

by Nolies5743267 October 28, 2018

ass strafe

Moving sideways in front of a crowd of people whilst releasing noxious intestinal gasses for their sensory enjoyment.

I ass strafed a bunch of people on Market Street on my way into the office.

by Hombre Lobo April 22, 2005

Strategic Absence

Noun

When you skip school on a day you have a really big assignment due, such as a project or a report. Can also apply to exams. Very common in high school and secondary school

Dude, the project's due tomorrow, are you done? No man, I'm gonna pull a strategic absence tomorrow to save my ass

by dachyr May 2, 2010

strategically brilliant

The War Criminal in Chief’s typically grandiose self-assessment of his impulsive and ignorant decision to pull US troops out of Syria.

What I’ve done in Syria is quite frankly strategically brilliant; I know you don’t like it but Syria is mostly a lot of sand - and Vlady’s gonna really love me now!

by Dr Bunnygirl October 16, 2019