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Refers to people who are in well-paid, cosy, cushy jobs - who don't actually do any real work but are exceptionally talented at justifying their own worthless jobs, wasting money and making sure that whatever happens their own job stays justified and safe so that they can maintain their own cushy lifestyles. Good at feathering their own nests and shitting in other people's.

Lifestyle maintenance strategists are usually 'precious' but deluded people who highly rate their own value or worth. They'd be laughed off a building or construction site.
Most often represented by non technical managers and executives found in British public sector departments where jobs are not 'proper jobs'; for example Public Health manager or consultant.

Work actvities include Google time; blue sky thinking; journal club; wasting large amounts of tax payers money, running sexual health campaigns that cost £50,000 with an outcome of 19 Chlamydia tests; meetings with lots of nice tea and biscuits about work programmes that last 18 months at which a poster is finally triumphantly produced which could have taken a college student their lunch hour to come up with; the finance available to buy lifestyle designer gadgets and possesions so that they can feel smug and superior - for example owning an electric car or designer boiler; making sure that meetings finish by 4pm so the they can get away to the gym, running club, or fictious Tarquin Tombola's dinner party to which only other lifestyle maintenance strategists are invited. Colluding together (often at Tarquin Tombola's dinner parties or covens) to get rid of employees who are good at their jobs and who might expose them for the lying, worthless sociopaths that they are.
by Sauron's contact lens June 22, 2012
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cheese strategy

noun. Gaming. A strategy that seeks to provide means for overcoming a challenge (e.g. a boss fight) not by engaging with the challenge itself but rather by bypassing it altogether. It is oftentimes exploitative of a game's mechanics, taking advantage of oversights in game balance made by the developers to easily deal with an obstacle.

Cheese strategies trivialize challenging content, by either speeding the process up immensely to eliminate the challenge or by making it nigh impossible to fail (e.g. through creating means to infinitely heal oneself). One could distinguish between "fast cheese" and "slow cheese".

Not to be confused with glitch exploits. Cheese strategies always work within the bounds of the game.
A: Hey, I just can't beat this boss, this one move just kills me every time.
B: Oh yeah, I struggled with him too. But there's this cheese strategy using this set of armor and a combination of potions that makes you pretty much invincible so I managed to get past him.
by Malvora November 1, 2020
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Fizel Strat

The hearing of a set of complicated directions that seems to go on and on and never seems to end. Someone who you would wish would stop talking.
we don't have time for a Fizel Strat.
by etep June 13, 2010
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Statheist

One who worships the state. This person may not be fully aware that they see the state as their God, but in every action they take they perform the same rituals as religious organizations. From mindlessly chanting(the pledge of allegiance) to the attribution of supernatural phenomena(taking money from some people to give it to others will somehow make us all richer) and even direct contradictions in their own personal beliefs(theft is wrong if done by an individual, but is somehow okay if done by the state through taxes).
Statheist: Taxation isn't theft, it's the price we pay for civilization.

Non-statheist: If your definition of civilization includes rampant theft, I want no part of it.
by Jopa16 October 11, 2013
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coma strat

falling into a coma to win in a love triangle in the long term. Coined by youtuber Gigguk when he commented on the ending of the manga ''Domestic Girlfriend''.
Ruri lost after Hina used the coma strat
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Sarathy

The most amazing name to ever have in the entire universe. It means great strength and astonishing beauty and knowledge. You would be super duper lucky to be named a Sarathy.
Look at that gorgeous, smart kid over there, must be a Sarathy.
by Yigglebottom July 1, 2012
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A legitimate strategy!

If you are accused of camping, this is the correct reply to that accusement. Originated from RvB
Red: Oh, you fucking Camping bitch!
Blue: It's A Legitimate Strategy!
by Secret Justin December 14, 2008
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