Stanksgiving

Stanksgiving is the act of digesting and giving back the food one consumes after a large thanksgiving meal, in the bathroom. As this is one of the largest meals most individual's digestive systems will be presented in a given year, and often several multiples beyond what is normally demanded by an individual's average food-load, the overtaxed digestive processes do their best to accommodate, producing variable amounts of methane and solid matter in large abundance. The result is a truly offensive olfactory symphony, likely to startle the entire household regardless of size and location of restroom. The manufacturer of Stanksgiving often finds the aroma just as putrid as the remainder of the house guests, and can often be seen quickly and covertly exiting the restroom. If caught, the host of the Stanksgiving will likely lie profusely in attempt to skirt association with the event, and only in most rare circumstance, take ownership of said circumstance.

Vin: Man, I haven't eating like this in a year, I am stuffed beyond belief. I ate things I haven't eaten since I was a kid.

Steve: Looks like your Stanksgiving will be a thing of legend this year.

by Vennisonian November 27, 2012

stankshifty

adj. a term used to describe and intensify a glare, look, or eye of disapproval.

"I just seriously laughed out loud at your text and was judged... I definitely received the stankshifty eye

by MC jon April 26, 2009

stranking

a style of air guitar that looks like a combination of strumming and wanking

wanna strank with me?

by scarlet December 16, 2004

Strinks

Strong, stinky drink, such as a caesar or a v8 that has been left in an auto.

I prefer diet 7up to most other strinks

by Newton Orchid October 7, 2018

stankshit

someone who smells like corn chips and ass nuggets. Only used this word when a person severely needs to take a shower other wise your an assole

ole stankshit ass boy, go take a shower

by kevin trixon January 1, 2021

Stranky

A slutty tank top.

My boobs are popping out of my stranky.

by Jessica S. March 27, 2003

slut strands

a type of hairstyle comprising all the hair slicked back from the face (usually in a ponytail) except for two strands, often the same length as the rest of the hair, taken from the two top corners of the forehead and left to dangle "fashionably". Very often this hair has not seen shampoo in weeks and when squeezed would probably be able to dress a garden salad. This hairstyle is generally sported by the kind of girl who you wouldn't touch with a ten-foot pole, mainly because there is every danger the ten-foot pole would disappear SOMEWHERE and the girl wouldn't even break a sweat.

Person 1: How should I wear my hair tonight?
Person 2: Maybe straighten it. Anything but slut strands!

by watevstrevs November 17, 2009