Skotched

Used to describe something cool, trendy or awesome.

Friend 1: How was your weekend
Friend 2: It was so skotched

by SkotchedOne November 10, 2016

Stonched

General word for drugs destroying your system.

I did a mystery drug yesterday and ended up so stonched.

by BraidedBread October 28, 2022

slotched

drunk out of your mind; shit-faced drunk.

yo i was at this party last night and i got soo fucking slotched!

Bro i am so slotched right now, lemme just lay here in the street for a little bit

by Mark e Mark July 18, 2005

scotched up

To drink a massive amount of scotch whisky. It usually results in your urine smelling like scotch the next day. In fact, you may even be able to nose hints of the aromas from the specific brand you drank.

"We scotched up pretty good this weekend!"

by Scotch Drinker March 28, 2015

Stitched

To tie everything together nicely. When things that don't necessarily go together somehow fit.

"That chick's outfit is so stitched!"

or

"You two are so different but you're a totally stitched couple.

by Diva_Danae April 10, 2006

dry stitched

while fucking u slip and rugburned your dick and proceed to share this important information with your friends!!!!!!!!!!!!11

your buddy says" thats what happens when u miss u just got dry stitched"

by ODIES GUNTING December 13, 2009

statched

To have sex with someone who isn't of the age of consent.

I totally statched that high-school freshman.

by thatguy5612 October 2, 2013