Opposite of a cock block. When you pass a potential hook-up-girl to your friend. AKA "make an assist".
Jonk: this chick wants me but you havn't gotten ass in a while. I'll give you a john stockton.
Labe: thanks brah
Labe: thanks brah
by The dungallies October 11, 2009
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I wouldn’t buy that house, the builder Stockton Rushed the deck by using a nailgun instead of bolts. That thing will collapse and kill someone you mark my words.
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This occurs when you cant let go of a certain stock. Whether it soars to the moon or sinks to hell, a person with Stockhold Syndrome will never sell their shares.
Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Someone with Stockhold Syndrome could cut glass with their hands because they're made of diamonds.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: lets sell all our shares, buy some shorts, and crash this stock's price! Maybe we'll crash the market too while we're at it!
Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!
Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.
Stockhold Syndrome sufferer: Huh.. I guess this stock is on sale now.. I better buy more and hold on to what I have.
Paperhanded Hedgefunds: Fuck! We need a bailout! We just lost billions to a bunch of apes with suffering from Stockhold Syndrome!
Stockhold Syndrome Sufferer: Wow, the stock price spiked!! Cool. I'm never selling.
by Dusty Knuckles March 26, 2021
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You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.
You buy then sell then buy then sell then profit from it or lose money.
Then etc.
Successful Guy: I made billions of dollars every single day on the stock market.
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?
Unsuccessful guy: I lost a lot of money.
Unsuccessful guys friend: What! You spent all my money and lost them?
by Urbanned September 8, 2015
Get the Stock market mug.A male who enjoys taking a pair of stockings, preferably used and smelly, if possible still wet from her sweaty feet and rubbing his cock up and down them. Inserting the cock into the stocking and masturbating until he cums into the stocking and leaves them back without the poor girl not knowing what treat lies in her sheer stocking
Joe I went to the bathroom last night before bed and found Sarah's dirty stockings on the floor. I had a good sniff and my dick got so hard I ended up having a stocking tug and blew my load all over them. Cant wait to see her wearing them in the morning again.
by Foot Seduction October 13, 2011
Get the Stocking Tug mug.The process by which a shopkeeper destroys their own shop in a self-lit fire, in order to claim insurance. The payout from the insurance is invariably higher than the projected profits from the shop.
Shopkeeper: "Business hasn't been doing so well the past two years."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
Accountant: "Perhaps it's time for a Jewish Stocktake."
by extheist April 12, 2009
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"Brett spent the whole weekend watching re-runs of Will and Grace and suddenly he's obsessed with telling me which celebrities are in the closet."
"Sounds like a case of Stockhomo Syndrome."
"Sounds like a case of Stockhomo Syndrome."
by adysmallheath October 3, 2011
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