(n) A woman, usually tall or big, who enjoys walking on men's backs and trodding on their exposed testicles while wearing stilletto heels. In stormtrooper parlance, to "crush some glass" is to cause intense moaning or weeping by trodding on male genitals. Many stormtroopers hail from Wisconsin and Minnesota and other Northern states in the U.S. with cold climates.
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Get the stormtrooper mug.A woman that chooses to leave abruptly while being with friends and/or family out of anger. Typically angered, to everyone else, by an unknown source and trying to get her point across of the extent of her anger in hopes of being followed. This is a common method for Drama Queens.
Jim-
"Hey John, why did Susan leave so early from the party?"
John-
"She's a stormtrooper, and likes the drama when she leaves. I had to catch up with her to make sure she calmed down after Carol's comments."
"Hey John, why did Susan leave so early from the party?"
John-
"She's a stormtrooper, and likes the drama when she leaves. I had to catch up with her to make sure she calmed down after Carol's comments."
by UnSubMan April 19, 2010
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The Stormtroopers are also complete shit at finding the droids they're looking for for whatever reason.
by That spider in your bedroom May 20, 2019
Get the Stormtrooper mug.A word to call white scandinavian girls as they all wear white clothes, has pale skin and are blonde.
atleast 80% of every white girl in scandinavia looks like that which makes it look like they are all just clones of eachother with shared personality.
atleast 80% of every white girl in scandinavia looks like that which makes it look like they are all just clones of eachother with shared personality.
blud: did you see that group of white girls giggling at you?
bro: they are simply a group of Stormtroopers. their opinion is of no value. their only real purpose is to fill out the empty spaces in public places. i REFUSE to believe that they are real human beings and not just autogenerated npcs
bro: they are simply a group of Stormtroopers. their opinion is of no value. their only real purpose is to fill out the empty spaces in public places. i REFUSE to believe that they are real human beings and not just autogenerated npcs
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