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Stanford 

Take Harvard's undergraduate experience, Princeton's academic rigor and Yale's beautiful, rich, Protestant women. Now add a GOOD football team, a beautiful beach and sunny, 75+ degree weather everyday. Finally, take all of this and multiply it by 50. The equation yields the greatest college on earth. Some describe Stanford as the academic Mecca of every determined and dedicated student.

The admission process is extremely, extremely competitive. Many students with perfect GPAs and SAT scores are not offered admission each and every year. With that being said, Stanford becomes a touchy subject of discussion for many Ivy League students because they would much rather spend their collegiate years in California.

I am still upset that I did not get in; I'm literally freezing my balls off at Harvard and it's the middle of April.
Son: "Hey Dad, can you tell me what Heaven looks like?"
Father who was rejected by Stanford: "I don't know, son. I went to Cornell."
Stanford by 2400 SAT Score May 20, 2014
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Stanford Swimmer 

I don't remember what I did last night but I'm sure it involved a stanford swimmer.

Stanford 

Student 1: Oh dear God, why oh why was I rejected form Stanford?

Student 2: Don't cry - no, wait - yeah, you should weep bitterly. Not everyone can get into Stanford, where an awesome time, academic excellence, the coolest people you will ever meet, and a future are guaranteed.
Stanford by A Stanford Student :) December 21, 2008

Stanford 

Why the fuck are you looking at Stanford? You know you have no chance of getting into the damn school!
Me: Do you think Stanford will accept me?
Friend: Hell no! You have a 5.0 GPA! Thats not even close to their expectations
Me: But thats the highest possible score you could get

Stanford Chen

A very cute Asian boy who is very smart and torchers himself with a lot of AP classes.
Stanford Chen by anonymous February 14, 2022

isla standford 

Isla is a Cute kid. SHES A REALLY ADORABLE DRAMA QUEEN, Isla is the little sister of Jack avery Sydnie avery and Ava standford it’s very rare to find a Isla where you live can Theirs only one that’s cute and funny
Wow Isla made me pee my pants

Isla standford is one adorable drama queen
isla standford by Ariana. p May 18, 2018

Dirty Stanford 

When you hang from a ceiling fan naked while inserting a rod into your anus. Once you reach a fast enough velocity, release from the fan and watch yourself spin like a top.
Mark and Susan had a Dirty Stanford beyblade fight that ended in bloodshed. I wanna try!
Dirty Stanford by NutGoblin69 October 15, 2020