Stonercident

1. Something stupid or funny that happened only because the person was stoned.
2. Something stupid or funny that would not have happened, unless you were stoned.

1. Forgetting to put the food back in the freezer was a Stonercident.

2.Throwing the mouldy fruit in to the recycling instead of the garbage or compost, was a Stonercident.

3. Eating a whole family pack of Oreos and, ten minutes later you start looking for the Oreos again so you can eat them, is a Stonercident.

by Monthego December 24, 2022

stonerocracy

When in a classic smoking circle any question that is not defined in the stoner law is up for discussion among the people in the circle and any professional smokers out side of the circle that you can call like stoner life line. To decide on any stoner related business.

We all got in a circle to do that thing we always do, we decided on what to smoke out of by voting. That's how stonerocracy works.

by zachwarhawk February 19, 2011

stonebrook

a 6 ft boy with hair of a god and blue eyes and size 9 feet

look at the boy he is so stonebrook

by stonebrook February 6, 2008

stoneroll

(v) To gather a large quantity over a period of time.

That stone wouldn't have stonerolled so much moss if it had been rolling.

by supdoggydog March 15, 2007

Stonerchickk

Stonerchickk is this chick who loves stoneing infidel

"That girl is such a stonerchickk"

by stonerchickk February 18, 2019

Stonerskin

when you smoke weed or cigarettes too much as a teen and sometimes adult, your skin gets totally fucked up and full of pimply unattractive madness. Still, its kind worth it.

1- yeah, he would be hotter if he didnt have stonerskin.

by Aidsan December 12, 2010

Stonehocker Theory

The theory that, even if you can't afford dental care and meals for your kids, you can still afford sixty inch flat screens and brand new cars. Usually associated with wearing Nascar shirts and pajama pants in public.

Steve: How do they afford such nice things?

Kenzi: It's simple. They live by the Stonehocker Theory.

by I heart chocolate flakes! March 25, 2009