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stonerstition 

We are all familiar with superstitions. But some pertain specifically to stoners.

Stoners and potheads alike have their worries and thoughts on bad luck, especially when it comes to white lighters. Some stoners though, brush it off and claim that it is just a dumb stonerstition.
<Stoner> Dude, you got a spark?

<Pothead> Yeah man here ya go! (hands white lighter over)

<Stoner> Oh cool tha--(wipes hands, gets up) DUDE, that's bad luck man what are you doing with a white lighter?!

<Pothead> Bullshit man, that's just a stonerstition.

Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape 

A white cape that looks longer than your average cloak or cape.
Hey look it's a white and longer than an average cape, it must be a Stoneskin Gargoyle Cape.

stoneskin 

A spell that Red Mages and White Mages can cast in Final Fantasy XI that absorbs all physical and magical damage, including AOE (area-of-attack) skills and magics.
"I cast Blink, Stoneskin and Phalanx on myself >.>"
stoneskin by Jormungandr September 1, 2005

stonerginity 

An unspecified posession, said to be had by those who have never indulged in illicit experiences, specifically: cannabis
When one is said to posess their s., you can be reasonably sure that they have never partaken in smoking, weed, pot, ganja, certain types of shrooms
and/or baked goods.
This earliest usage of this word can be traced to Berkeley, CA where, legend has it, it was coined by an extremely large Russian man. Etymologically speaking, it derives from two germanicly based words stoned (as well as its variant, stoner) and virginity (see also: cherry).
Chrissy was too big a pansy to consider sacrificing her stonerginity to Messieurs K and T in a drug-induced, frenetic, orgy-esque smokeout.
stonerginity by Mr. Salty May 5, 2005

stonership 

To assign or take responsibility for something knowing it will either be not done or totally fucked up.
Dude, you were supposed to pick us up at SFO not the Oakland Airport. What happened?
I know, I take complete stonership for that.

OK, which of us will take stonership for driving tonight?

stonerginity 

Chrissy did not lose her stonerginity that fateful Saturday, despit K & M's insistence and readily available paraphernalia. bboooooo