no taste like stolen melon

There is an old Southern saying that there is no watermelon as sweet tasting as a stolen melon!

Uncle T Bone taught me there is no taste like stolen melon!

by I, Wreckerrr July 9, 2021

You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!

British insult from the victorian era, meant to get out as much spite as possible in one phrase before dying from eating arsenic-coated fucking sugar.

Guy 1: You are a thief and a murderer, you killed a baboon and have stolen it's face!"

Guy 2:* Fucking dies*

by Mighty Scrimbo March 15, 2021

Nigga Stole My Bike

What you yell out when a black man steals your bicycle. Made popular by the many YTMND.com pages based on it.

See also: nsmb

:bike is stolen:
What the fuck? NIGGA STOLE MY BIKE!
:chases him while cheap midi plays:

by dragonknight337 September 3, 2005

Elliot Stabler

A character in Law and Order: SVU played by Christopher Meloni. Alongside his partner Olivia Benson (Mariska Hargitay) they kick rapists' asses. Elliot has had many family related issues, and his wife ends up leaving him.

Woman: Damn, who is that hot guy with a receding hairline and a gun.

Man: That my dear, would be the ever-wonderful Elliot Stabler.

by Mister Portman July 21, 2008

stole my said

saying something a friend or other person told you they were about to say, and calling it your own

Friend: hey, should i tell him i think he's cute?

you: hey, i think you're cute!

friend: hey! you stole my said!

by jill diiorio January 24, 2007

Metro Stable

The true name for the band Metro Station, due to the fact that their lead singer, Trace Cyrus, looks like a horse.

"I don't think it's a good idea to have a brain damaged horse as a house pet." - Lois Griffin, Family Guy.

Guy 1: That dude in Metro Station is fug.
Guy 2: Ikr? That's why I call them Metro Stable. He looks like a horse.

by dani6661 June 5, 2009

Stolen bike

noun. A bike that someone with no job and no money has taken from someone else, claiming it for themselves. Usually found being ridden by a hobo, or in the garage of a a marijuana grow-op in a shitty one horse town.

The Fuzz found my motherfucking stolen bike in the garage of some stupid nigger's grow op in Pemberton BC

by sdkhgas April 19, 2006