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Michael Stipe

Despite the hype
I still want to suck

Ur big long pipe
Teacher: Kids, todyy we shall write a poem
Kids: YaYYYYyyYyy
Teacher: Joey, can we hear yours?
Joey: Dear Michael Stipe

Despite the hype

I still want to suck

You big long pipe
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stipend life

Describes the carefree, easy existence of moneyed young Brits; those teens and young adults supported entirely by unearned sources of income, esp. from parents/grandparents. Akin to the American "trust fund kid" existence, stipend life does not necessarily require a large amount of money and can be achieved through some combination of mooching from relatives, expecting others (but never other stipend lifers, as this would be taken as a sign of poverty) to finance things, borrowing heavily from family and occasional casual work (usually cut short by stipend lifers lack of motivation/discipline for anything not involving pleasure). Stipend life involves being proudly out of touch with normality. Stipend lifers bond by mocking ordinary, working people and their daily tribulations. Travelling must be in business or first class, if available, or private jet if stipend extends to this. Summers in luxurious resorts (e.g. Monaco, Cadaques, St. Tropez).

Time not spent entirely in the pursuit of pleasure is generally spent collecting degrees, travelling or engaging in some sort of exclusive hobby (e.g. learning to fly, playing polo or motorsports) or working on some vanity project.

Stipend life motto is, "A Mercedes, however acquired, is still a Mercedes", and the traditional shibboleth of of stipend lifers is, "Stipend life is good life".
"That kid is such a prat, but what do you expect, he lives stipend life".
"I wish I had a stipend life, working at KFC is really shit".
"Woo-hoo, grandad's died, stipend life for me".
"He thinks working for minimum wage means living just off your main trust fund and doing no mooching, typical stipend lifer".
by twozeroone November 30, 2013
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stiney

A Budweiser drinking beast from chalybeate that wears no sleeves and spends countless hours on the flint river. Ain't got no license but drives women crazy!!
Stiney is Tha shit !!
by BC Bad ASS December 27, 2016
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Stipe

"Sup Stipe"
by Gerald Lebuntskies January 7, 2009
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Stippy

Stippy: pronunciation{sTiP-EE} - the description of something that is simple, clean, sleek and fashion forward.
"Aye bro that outfits looking stippy today my guy"
"You peep those shoes?" " Yeah bro those are real stippy"
by ForgiveMeNot April 28, 2019
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Stripey Shirted Douche

A male who is fond of very white shoes, pooka shell necklaces, a vertically striped dress shirt, usually collar up, over-gelled hair, and may be seen alone or is followed around by a herd of his own clones IE:his friends. Usually conformity-retarded, and is found at any bar or club, or other gathering place. May or may not actually be wearing the stripey shirt, if not stripey, usually a polo shirt. See stripey shirted douches' girlfriend
Look at that stripey shirted douche. He is just like all his friends.

He has the gelled hair, the pooka shell necklace and the neon white shoes. Plus, he wears a stripey shirt with his collar up. The kid at church is such a douche.
by Puce Emu August 21, 2008
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Stupey

Stupey -Stoo-pee- (Adj.)Cute way of discribing someone who is unintellegent or acting so. Used in innocent jest of someone by young females or couples. Often associated with schoolyard mockery and exateration.

See also Stupe -Stoop- (N.)A person who acts stupey.
+"You are so stupey!"
-"No, you're stupey!"
+"Tee Hee!"
-"Ha Ha!"
by Blarneyboy November 24, 2006
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