piggy sniffles

A term used to describe the swine flu to children.

I'm sorry Vince, but Patrick can't come over to play today because he has the piggy sniffles.

by hobbeston1 May 2, 2009

Pork Sniffles

A synonym for the swine flu.

I couldn't help picking my nose around all the sick people, now I'm sweating baconnaise and have the pork sniffles.

by Fuzzy Bunny July 24, 2009

Stiffies

An erect, pulsating penis or clitoris, due to sexual arousal.

Billy and Janet had stiffies after Billy donkey punched Janet's mom.

by g0t4 May 19, 2011

sniffles

sniffles is like the common cold where you have a blocked nose and have to sniff but its sounds alot cooler! plus the sniffles is a more serious case of sniffling and really irritating to the people around someone with the sniffles. found by the french in the 16th century and still the only known cure is time.

oh no! katie has the sniffles.

by fbjdod October 29, 2011

stiffleball

(n.)the act of, when receiving oral sex from a female (or in desperate times, a male), smacking the testicles against the chin of the individual performing oral sex.

Man, if Zach hadn't referenced the fourth-grade term "stiffy" at lunch today, I probably wouldn't have even remembered to give that bitch Karen M. a stiffleball tonight. The tingling feeling provided by her hairy chin rubbing against my balls was quite a sublime experience.

by Ron Mexico April 16, 2005

Jehovah's stiffness

n. An unwelcome erection which arrives at the most inconvenient times and is hard to get rid of.

E.g. Yo Tony blud, lessons over, lets split.

Tony: Shit! I can't stand up, I got Jehovah's stiffness init!

by swany01 May 14, 2008

stiffle

to hair flip out of insecurity, Justin Bieber style.

On his first date, the boy stiffled constantly.

by 6gradeEnglish November 12, 2010