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Stiff Pickle

A person who is boring, beige, vanilla. Often referred to as having a stick up their ass. A person who would rather go to bed, read a book over having a good time. A person who doesn’t understand or laugh at good jokes/interesting stories! A person who doesn't get sarcasm.
Rolland was such a Stiff Pickle last night!
by julnie March 15, 2014
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whiff and stiff

When you smoke weed and take a Viagra so you can get it up while you're high.
Dude, that really hot girl is coming over tonight. It's a good thing I did a whiff and stiff.
by Corey Dunn December 30, 2007
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a stiffy

he had a stiffy
by boxcutter014 February 12, 2018
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Bo Johnson Stiff-arm

This was first used and named after a great football player in Texas. Used when having sex with a girl that has a good body and a not-so-good face. While having sex, from behind of course, if the girl turns around to look or say something, the opposite arm is used in a stiff-arm motion to turn her face back to the front so that you do not have to look at her.
"I used the Bo Johnson stiff-arm on that girl while I was fucking her, and thank God, because her face was aweful."
by Gilbert A February 15, 2006
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jahova's stiffness

An unwanted erection that surprises you at work, school, disney land, or any other public place. Not to be confused with a jahova's witness. (the annoying bastards that also surprise you and try to give you little bibles with pictures in them to make them more fun to look at, and not read)
Dude, i got jahova's stiffness at disney world when i got on the Peter Pan Ride.
by joe joe the circus clown November 8, 2009
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Stifler's Mom

The original MILF. And Steve Stifler's Mom in the American Pie Series she is mainly known in the story line for having sexual relations with Paul Finch AKA Shitbreak and also with Jim's Dad in American Reunion.
Cmon Finchy ~ Stifler's Mom
Ohh Stifler's Mom ~ Paul Finch
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Stifferino

A fictional lozenge imagined by Albertus of the Desert, marketed in his mind to aging men such as himself, to provide the hopeful illusion of a potential hard-on.
My dad invented Stifferino lozenges and I still have the prototype.
by Dr Bunnygirl March 31, 2019
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