tickdick

This is where the tick has bitten your dick with a strengthening hold and will not let go.

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear what happened to Brad last weekend?

Guy 2: Yeah man I heard he was in the ER

Guy 1: Yep, he got a tickdick when he was out in the woods.

by Bulkm4n November 16, 2009

sickduck

Sickduck is one who is passed out without his glasses on, resembling a sick duck.

"Yo look at sickduck he is fucked up"

by Matt aka sickduck the legend April 16, 2005

Stickledickin

To avoid someone at all cost.

Going great lengths to avoid someone.

Avoid stubbornly dip

Your girlfriend found out you cheated. You definitely need to dip out and start stickledickin.

That guy stole my favorite watch. He has been stickledickin me ever since.

That guy won't come talk to me no matter what I try. He's been sticklesickin the crap out of me.

by JaySinJay February 11, 2019

stickchick

A young woman who is VERY VERY thin either of her own choice or by circumstances out of her control. Typically she will be anorexic looking, and even the tightest jeans will be loose on her creating a shitpants type effect. Even under careful observation no breasts or ass can be seen, and she has none of the curvature of a healthy female whatsoever, in fact she looks rather like a wooden plack or toothpick. She can however be attractive in the face. Copulation with these women is not advised. (See example below)

"That stickchick is dead, cuz I split her in two with my dick"

"Next time your at the Eating Disorder Center say "Hi!" to all the anorexic stickchicks for me."

by miracle_max December 28, 2007

suckdick

(adjective) Piddling, trifling, puny, or thought to be a waste of one's time.

"This new ham radio is way better than that suckdick CB radio."

by Witchdoc March 21, 2003

stick dick

a very small wiener that in fact you could compare to a stick, very thin however not too long.

Your stick dick didn't do shit for me last night.

by Katie...BaLLiiN January 2, 2009

Slicknick Gallion

The most famous multiracial celebrity ever-a human version of a melting pot, if you will. Born in Los Angeles, California, Slicknick has nothing but love for the Golden State. He is especially renowned for being an LA Lakers fanatic, proudly holding the record for watching every single Lakers preseason/regular season/postseason workout, game, and interview. He is also the best friend of MVP Kobe Bryant. Slicknick is one-fourth African-American, one-eighth Indian, and 62.5% everything else, which is why he is known as a human melting pot. However, slicknick appears as if he is a "white boy", and thereby acts as such. His blackness emerges when he plays basketball (He can jump really high, "yo", like Michael Jordan). He is rumored to have a particular affinity for Asian (or Azn) females (i.e. "yellow fever"). Above all of these qualities, Slicknick holds one distinction-as the Master Impersonator. He has the magical ability to imitate any individual on earth (and even individuals from other planets). In fact, no one knows what his actual voice sounds like. As dictated by a certain person named "Kevin", Brian's best friend is slicknick, but slicknick's best friend is not Brian. Slicknick has been named such due to his "slick" character. He is quite a laidback dude, "yo". Nevertheless, he maintains a very intellectual mind. Furthermore, Slicknick is a rather hard/persistent worker and studies in a diligent mannerer every single day. He is not lazy AT ALL*

*When absolutely necessary.^

^Ok, so not even then

rafat: whoa man
Slicknick Gallion: WHOA MAN! (in a voice ridiculously lower than that of rafat)

Dude: dude, what's your real voice?
slicknick: ...Blank....

slicknick: KOBE! righteous, gnarly, chyaa, totally, radical waves maaaaan, etc (everything that a typical Californian/Los Angelesian would say)

slicknick: (precisely imitates the guitar strumming of Tom Morello from Bulls On Parade)
Tom Morello: whoa man! Who's got GH3?

slicknick: (Azn music)
(every azn chick in the world comes running up to him)

by Borat Najahedari June 29, 2008