stalkbooking

when you creep massively on facebook to an unhealthy extent usual participants have no life.

ashley: i think she had a picture of it on facebook..
sara(stalkbooker): oh i know she uploaded it .2 seconds ago ashley that's such old news.
ashley:creep stop stalkbooking
sara:shut upahhhhh!

by pseudonymeqe October 25, 2009

stockbrokeresque

An adjective used to describe a man/women who plays with others' money. They feel as if they've "worked" after taking extreme risks and experience large temporary financial gains due to market volatility and risky investment practices.

The person being described usually drives an expensive car and wears expensive suits. They seem to be good with numbers, but probably couldn't pass a college algebra class.

He's stockbrokeresque. He'll win your confidence and lose your money.

by Big Idiot April 23, 2006

stockbroker

Self-styled masters of the universe. Usually young, white, and graduates of preppy schools. They have no morals.

Fuck all stockbrokers, cuz they're so eager to steal money from real hard-working Americans.

by bigtones December 11, 2004

stockbroken

The post-broking state of people after a stockbroker has serviced them.

However these clients usually end up on the wrong end of the said service.

I just saw Amy, she just got off the phone with her stockbroker, her face said it all -- she was totally stockbroken.

by Shizuma April 7, 2008

Stickpocketing

The opposite of pick-pocketing, to stick something you don't want in somebody's bag or purse. Mostly used to get rid of trash.

Person 1: How did this wrapper get in my pocket?
Person 2: You must have gotten stickpocketed.
Person 1: I hate stickpocketing people!

by ArtemisWolfe November 9, 2016

Stickwood

A woodstick

We need to make a fire, let me gather some stickwood

by DatBoiDkota January 22, 2021

Stalkbooking

Stalking your friends on facebook, a feature made much easier by the newest version.

Johnny: Dude, are you there?
Ryan: Sorry, I was stalkbooking that girl in our math class.

by Lmaowls April 16, 2009