stern high sign

Variant of the high sign given in especially disorderly situations. The stern high sign is delivered when a normal high sign would be insufficient to call the class to attention. The stern high sign is characterized by a menacing, aggressive tone, and is often accompanied by a domineering, even frenzied, staredown.

Profe.- "The natives must be restless today. Lupe Wawack, please give us the stern high sign."

Lupe- "Silencio clase! Levanten las manos! La clase de Español empieza! Las bocas estan cerradas! Bájense las manos!"

Profe.- "Gracias. Uno, dos, tres, minidiálogo."

by TheDudes44107 June 22, 2008

stern effect

The contents in Howard Stern's radio talk show were so provocative and offensive that the show lovers and haters can't seem to turn him off but to keep listing to him just to see what he'll say next therefore creating an effect of a hating audience toward a specific entertainer to keep watching or listening to the performance just to see what kind of crap he/she can come up with even though it is not what the audience want.

LonelyGirl15 has a great stern effect on youtube viewers because the people who hate her can't wait to watch her newest youtube videos and leave bad comments about her or her videos.

by cproud January 2, 2009

stern hump

When a female student from Yeshiva University excessively gyrates your leg or genitals while avoiding direct penile contact. This occurs when the girl becomes inebriated enough to engage in limited sexual activity without being forced to think of herself as a slut. This phenomenon is extremely painful for the participating male party.

Shit man, I have the worst case of blue balls"
"Did you hang out with Chana Leah last night"?
"How did you know"?
"She Stern Humped your balls into oblivion."

by Ivana L. March 15, 2008

stern's disease

Having a small penis. Howard Stern is a radio show host who has stated on his show regularly that he has a small penis.

Being a nudist is difficult when you have Stern's Disease.

by Gerret Clause May 31, 2016

Stern'd

An adjective for someone who is really high on some nice buds.

Man, I'm fuckin Stern'd

Hory Shrit burghe, Im rearry stern'd

by JuiceKatzu September 25, 2009

Stern Thomson

When an uncircumcised man who is making love to a loose bowelled woman pulls out shortly before climaxing and pinches his foreskin closed in order to catch the jism. Upon releasing the foreskin, the resulting sight resembles a cream filled, chocolate covered eclair.

She said the eclair gave her diarrhea, so I did a Stern Thomson to remind her how good it tasted.

by Totally Toly October 11, 2011

Stern Style

When you are behind a girl or guy pummeling there anus hard enough to make ass pudding. After cumming in the butt you pull out your penis and it looks like a ice cream sandwitch. After that you put the penis in the mouth and say you got stern styled bitch!!!!

oh caitlyn let me stick my dick in your ass. Oh brian stern style me now!!

by Isu hooker March 27, 2010