Steamed Donut

A steamed donut is a Rim-Job given in a shower room or a sauna.

Emma gave josh a steamed donut in the wrestling locker room.

by Dr. Mark Cuddlefishman December 19, 2010

steamed beaver

When you find a beaver and steam it up nice and good, then dip it in some mayonnaise.

I'ma gonna eat me a steamed beaver.

by Hocobo June 11, 2015

Stemmer

A human (presumably) subspecies found in every single Democrat controlled area in the United States. Stemmers possess only an extraordinarily primitive brain stem which governs their basic bodily functions, and a hyperactive fight or flight reflex that kicks into overdrive whenever they are exposed to facts that conflict with the leftist media propaganda they consume on a daily basis. Stemmers are typically seen in internet cafes, slurping on soy lattes and making use of the free wifi while bitching about how the Right Wing is the source of everything currently wrong with the country, around college campuses where they go to (presumably) get an education, protesting for some obscure leftist cause with groups such as Antifa, or lurking in their parents basement well into their 20s and 30s because they absolutely refuse to grow up and face the challenges of adult life.

Bro, don't be such a f**cking Stemmer, move your bum ass out of your Mom's basement and get a job!

by The Gun Monkey April 2, 2022

over-stimmed

When someone has taken so many stimulants that it feels like a comedown or exhaustion.

This is often caused by anxiety or just heavy body load, or lack of sufficient dopamine reserves for the adrenaline that is being pumped.

Damn bro, I snorted 75mg of speed and I thought I was crashing. Turns out I was just over-stimmed.

by Vldp123 December 4, 2018

steamed hams

(1) Skinners excuse to eat fast food
(2) hamburgers in Albany, New York

D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. That's what I call hamburgers.

by why are you reading this June 2, 2018

Steamed Milk

1. The act of ejaculating into a man or woman's asshole and pouring out onto a third party's face. Not to be confused with the "self serve steamed milk" where you ejaculate into a man or woman's asshole and pour it back out onto your own face.

1. My dad wouldn't quit calling me, until my buddy and I decided to invite him over and surprise him with a Steamed Milk.

2. I was getting bored the other night so I had my girlfriend comer so I could give my self a self serve.

3. Mitchell went to the local Starbucks to purchase a steamed milk. It was to his chagrin that Fernando the employee gave him another kind of steamed milk.

by BigBootyLover6969 May 5, 2016

Steamed oyster

The act of creaming inside of one's vagina then shoving a hot branding iron up her coochie until resembling a steamed oyster. It is usually followed by eating her out.

Gosh Brad's such an asshole, he gave me a steamed oyster last night, now I can't pee.

by Mdturtle July 14, 2019