Stegometre

origin: wolfpack facebook thread, April 8, 2010

Stegometre: noun 1. a really lame word made up by a really lame guy who decided that even though he's pretty close to being gay, he's too homophobic to allow other guys into the wolfpack (which consists of mostly guys already) even though the guy in question is really cool and british and awesome. 2. something or other that possibly has something to do with stegosauruses

if you want Tom in the wolfpack say "I heart stegometres"
"what the hell is a stegometre? screw it, i'm voting for Tom, because he's cooler than you."

by discoverychannelwolf April 8, 2010

smegrock

A dense buildup of smegma on your dick that crystalizes

Girl: pull out your dick
Boy: hold on i have to go chisel the smegrock off

by The smegman June 5, 2016

STEROIDS

Synthetic forms of testosterone, anabolic/androgenic in nature, which, when researched, scrutinized, and applied correctly via the oral, injectable, or transdermal routes in combination with a well-planned and executed diet, consistently intense and strictly methodical gym work, and regular sleep patterns, will, to varying degrees and depending largely upon genetics, produce a physique possessing a state of musculature seldom witnessed outside the realm of hormonal enhancement.

Based upon the extreme and relatively sudden hypertrophy of my girlfriend's trapezius muscle, I'm willing to wager my wife's collection of rare porcelain dolphins that she's secretly undertaken a course of steroids.

by Neralich the ANTI-HERO August 19, 2009

steroid monkey

A common lamen who takes roids to increase his puny muscle mass while shrinking his manhood thus creating the ultimate douchebag regret with small man syndrome. Typically where's sunglasses at night and inside clubs, wife-beaters or shiny bedazzled shirts to show off his roid muscles and to intimidate others. Except he is just over 5' tall and is always looked down upon at which time he spits on people and runs away screaming like a little bitch. Once in the safety of his Benz with chrome rims and blacked out windows he believes is he now invisible to those around him and safe.

Doubebags are never safe, they stick out like a fat kid eating McDicks inside a McDicks. Joseph D'Antonio may have this experience while he worked at McDicks flipping burgers until his muscles grew and he was too good for burger flipping in his mind. He then got a nice Pit Bull and random tattoos all over his body to compliment his new roid muscle and turned into a full fledge Douchebag of Vancouver. He's currently applying to be on the Douchebags of Vancouver TV show which will air as soon as they can find enough Douchebags who can actually spell and sign their name.

Steroid Monkeys like Douchebag, Joseph D'Antonio local Vancouver Celebrity in the car scene who recently attacked and spit on a fellow car enthusiast because he had roid rage over a parking spot at a grocery store. He then ran away like a bitch, but came back to key the victims vehicle and then ran away like a little bitch a second time.

by Douchebag Hunter December 20, 2013

steroid

drugs that give you muscles the size of Texas.

mark McGuire uses alot of steroids.

by moe smith March 28, 2004

Steegro

Ste·e·gro
/ˌsteēɡrō/
plural Steegros
noun & adjective
Stereotypical Negro.
A member of a group of peoples native to the United States who are related to a widely held but fixed and oversimplified image or idea of a negro.

Person 1: "Look at how that dude wears his pants below his ass."
Person 2: "Wow, he is such a fucking steegro."

Person 3:(who just joined the group) "What's up Steegros?"

by Sterling G. (Pat S.) May 23, 2020

Financial aid steroids

The highest amount of financial aid one can receive for tuition for a private high school

"I hear Olivia's parents voted for Obama, I'm surprised she can afford to go to Kent Place School"
"She can't, she's on financial aid steroids"

by TheBoi1128 May 18, 2013