A pile of shit that is steaming because it recently emerged from an anus. In other words, really shitty shit; Or in other words, something blatantly false, incredibly terrible, or both.
"What a steaming pile of shit," Tom said after sitting through Joe's story of how he banged three gorgeous women, won a Formula One race, and was awarded the Nobel Prize all in one day.
by Indica35 November 11, 2015
Get the steaming pile of shit mug."Steamitis" is a common disease among PC gamers who use the service Steam by Valve.
The disease was first discovered when a player of 13 had acquired his Mother's credit card number during one of the first Holiday Sales. The child had purchased 437 games and only spent 39.00 USD. Since this event, anyone who purchases 15 games or more during a Steam sale of any kind has the disease Steamitis.
Symptoms include:
Loss of money
Limiting hard drive space
Sore eyes
Sleep deprivation
An 8 Steam rating or higher
AIDS
The disease was first discovered when a player of 13 had acquired his Mother's credit card number during one of the first Holiday Sales. The child had purchased 437 games and only spent 39.00 USD. Since this event, anyone who purchases 15 games or more during a Steam sale of any kind has the disease Steamitis.
Symptoms include:
Loss of money
Limiting hard drive space
Sore eyes
Sleep deprivation
An 8 Steam rating or higher
AIDS
Steam User 1: Man, there went my pay check already. And my hard drive is already low on space! What the hell happened?
Steam User 2: It's the Holiday Sale, man! I just bought five games for 55 cents.
Steam User 1: Fuck. I think we have Steamitis!
Steam User 2: It's the Holiday Sale, man! I just bought five games for 55 cents.
Steam User 1: Fuck. I think we have Steamitis!
by BiGoDeViN January 26, 2013
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by TheRealDonJ June 10, 2018
Get the topsail steamer mug.The phenomenon of playing a game on Steam and either getting killed or missing vital information due to Steam blocking out the bottom-right corner of the game to tell you that a friend has logged into a different game. Named for mailman Cliff Clavin from the TV show "Cheers," who often spouted useless, wrong, and/or unwanted trivia to the annoyance of the people around him.
by Defenestrator January 1, 2015
Get the Steam-Clavined mug.Phil: I hate that kid Nate.
Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.
Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.
Snake: Yeah, at his party tonight we should give him a Hartford Steam Boiler.
Phil: That's a great idea! He only has one bathroom too.
by Dann Gleeballs September 24, 2009
Get the Hartford Steam Boiler mug.When a man or woman hits their vape and blows a giant vape cloud into their partners anus. The partner then showers the man or woman with the vape cloud from their anus.
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by Rexlba July 6, 2019
Get the florida steam pipe mug.farting (or sharting) in a sitting or laying down position, while lifting one's leg in a manner similar to the opening of lamborghini doors
I thought my wife was doing ab exercises in bed, but she was actually dropping a lamborghini steamer and now I'm sick
by CobraCommenter July 10, 2019
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