stankhard

n. Someone who likes ejaculating on their own pillows.
n. Any person under age 40 who takes pride in fisting.

Mel Gibson and Bryan are hardcore stankhards.

by SAG 3 February 4, 2005

Tawkwardness

Tawkwardness is the act of talking to someone on facebook or texting & having nothing to talk about thus creating a section of non-talking-awkwardness

Yeah...
Sooooo.....this is awkward
Yup....I hate Tawkwardness
user has gone offline
......

by Zinx&Acrombie April 19, 2011

sowkward

sowkward can either be socially awkward or just so (damn) awkward ;)

he is the most sowkward (socially-awkward) person I know!
It was sowkward (so awkward) to run into her this morning!

by rhandomea June 2, 2016

Skwakward

Sweet awkward

Me: I like this guy named josh he works with me
Bff: does he like you too?
Me: I think so, I mean he said I love you
Bff: awww he’s kinda awkward but also sweet!

Me: yea he’s skwakward!!! <3

by HeWentToGetTheMilk>:D September 4, 2022

stalkward

When someone stalks another individual via facebook, myspace, phone conversations, etc. and it gets really awkward to a point because that's all they do when they have nothing better to do, or if they're classes get cancelled, or if they're just really weird. Can also be used to describe people that are really awkward on facebook.

Happy and Ruthie are really stalkward on facebook.

by ya moms. March 11, 2008

Swawkward

Super awkward. So awkward. Incredibly embarrassing or uncomfortable. Strangely creepy.

It was swawkward when my dad started dating my best friend. Especially because he's a guy.

by Swawkward Guy May 28, 2017

Awkwardo Stalkwardo

An instance where the individual being stalked is aware they are being stalked by a Mexican. Although the Mexican knows they have been discovered, they continue the stalking as usual, making it awkward.

Boy: Who is that guy, I've seem him a few times following you after school.
Girl: I don't know, he's this Mexican guy, hes been following me, and I swear he has seen me see him. It's really awkwardo stalkwardo if you know what I mean.
Boy: Yeah I do

by Awkasaurus October 25, 2010