statemate

someone who lives in your state.

Let's call some of your statemates from up north and take a trip to the Capitol!

by 2AMeconpolicygroup September 27, 2006

Skatergate

(n.)- The fan controversy that surrounds a ska band changing their sound and moving away from the genre. Often seen as a betrayal by ska fans and usually engenders accusations of "selling out".

The No Doubt Skatergate controversy enters its seventy-first month as ska fans continue to demand a reinstatement of horns and guitar upstrokes into prominent positions within the band's sound. Frontwoman Gwen Stefani declined to comment.

by Gnome Chomsky March 8, 2008

shaterbating

Past tense for master baiting while shitting. The act of.

Last night I gave my self a tugg while pooping, I totaly was shaterbating.

by reddonkey November 22, 2009

Sterbate

A slang term for the male masturbation of the erect genitalia. This term is usually used among men to make sure that an unusual conversation with a female does not arouse.

(1.)I had a great Sterbate last night;(2.)Ben, stop Sterbating in my bed;(3.)I have the urges to go and Sterbate with my hands right now.

by Ben and Marc August 3, 2007

Skaterhater

A person, usually elderly, who hates skateboarders.

Old guy: Get the fuck away from my lawn
Skater: bro, don't be a skaterhater

by BornyHorny October 16, 2013

Shiterbate

The act of shitting and Masterbating together; The Ultimate Time Saver

I only have 3 minutes, I have to shiterbate or else I wont have time.

by Shiterbater August 15, 2009

Staturbate

To become sexually aroused by ones score in a video game

I staturbated all over my laptop after a 33-0 game of valorant

by Bill <3 Epstein July 24, 2020