Stash and dash

I don't know why but sometimes a dealer will leave free weed in a secret location and his customers basically have to race to go get it and who ever gets it gets it

Yo the dealer just hit me on snap he said he dropped an 1/8 at the park you wanna go see if it's still there it's prolly that gas this is a stash and dash

by 420Bignigga May 27, 2018

Stashing

Stashing is when you're in a relationship with someone and you refuse to introduce them to your friends and family; mostly because you view the person as temporary, replaceable, and/or you're an asshole.

Friend: "Hey have you met John's parents yet? You've been together for months"

Stashee (or person being stashed): "No, I think he's stashing me. We don't have any pictures together either."

by 🤷 August 23, 2017

teen stache

A small amount of prepubescent facial hair appearing on the upperlip on males ages 10-16. This can usually only be seen on boys with dark hair. Sometimes boys think this look cool and decide not to shave it off. Not be confused with frenchman

Man, Joey. Your teen-stache makes your look like a frenchman.

by DesPERRYado November 2, 2004

Stache Salute

When a person without a mustache gives a person with a mustache some sort of a sign of respect for his sweet stache.

Originated in 2001, by Krampack, as a way to salute El Stachio when arriving at his well. The original salute consisted of sliding one's index finger slowly across their upper lip, in an arched manner.

"That guy has been rocking his stache since High School, so I always give him a proper Stache Salute."

"I always give him mad props with a Stache Salute."

by El Stachio February 6, 2010

Starch bomb

An prominent expulsion of semen from the penis resulting in an explosion of starchy substance.

Mum said she had to wash my sock three times after I dropped a starch bomb in it.

by Lectins toad September 11, 2013

Jedd's 'Stache

A trashy looking random patch of hair above one's upper lip that is a combination of hair and yeast infection.

Jedd Burdick is jedd's 'stache

by D-Reezy and burgo January 3, 2009

Statchat

A statchat is when people have a full-blown conversation on the status of your Facebook or other social networking account. Usually started by a dispute or argument.

Jon: "What?! 56 new notifications?"
Alex: "Must be another statchat..."

by Xunzi December 1, 2009