stats is an abbreviation of the word 'statistics'. 'Statistics' is the collection, organization and interpretation of numerical data.
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websites use 'statistics' to aprehend with the eye just how many bodies of persons are calling on socially to the website.
This in turn takes charge of just how significant the compiler of said website's e-penis is.
by Jay January 21, 2004
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derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
derives from days of hand-computed fantasy baseball stats. overeager owners (ie. steven blank) would call and hound the commissioner for the latest league statistics. one time, a flummoxed commissioner tony picked up the phone and screamed "NO STATS" before slamming it back on its cradle.
by Bryan April 16, 2005
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