Stanley Steamer

The fine art of defecating on your loved ones chest, bonus points for creative designs (No pictures required). Once finished you steam clean your lover with a nice golden shower. Congratulations you have performed a successful Stanley steamer, please don’t reproduce.

Matt got three Stanley steamers on the weekend, he’s in heaven.

by Medi1 October 23, 2020

Stanley Steamer

When a guy is banging a bitch in the asshole in a sauna. just before he nuts his goo in her he pulls out, thus leaving a gaping hole, and he then stuffs a hot rock in the cavity of poo. Quickly, while she is screaming, he then grabs the pre-placed handy 1 gallon bucket of boiling water and dumps it down her throat, not spilling a drop. At the same time he proceeds to pee on the rock surface exposed through the asshole. The bitch will have steam coming out of her ass and boiling water steam coming out of her mouth.

"Dude, she got the stanley steamer. Her shit will never be the same..."

"The last time I stanley steamed my wife, she didn't even see it coming."

by P-dub and Bald August 20, 2008

Stanley Steamer

Poop on the rug, crap in the lap.

She was tired of the usual Cleveland Steamers so she had me give her a Stanley Steamer.

by Hot C@rl November 9, 2006

Stanley Steamer

When you take a dump in a girl's mouth and proceed to mouth fuck her.

I was having sex with Betty, when it dawned on me that a Stanley Steamer would top off the experience.

by Steve Hancock December 14, 2008

THE STANLEY STEAMER

Farting while taking a hot steamy shower with another person.

When in the shower with your significant other pretend to drop the soap, have them get it and then fart in their face . Deny any smell. Give them the stanley steamer.

by Nicole Osborn April 13, 2008

stanley steamer

When you are taking a shower, and a family member or roomate comes into the bathroom and takes a shit at the same time. The mixture of shit smell and hot humid air is absolutely intolerable.

No fucking way, John. Wait till I'm done with my shower, asshole.

by Ryan October 29, 2004

stanley steamer

verb; when your partner sucks on the pubes or "carpet" of their partner to search and clean out any goodies in such area

Guy 1: Dude how was your date with Kristy last night?

Guy 2: Dude it was so nasty! I gave her a stanley steamer and found a tooth, troll doll and a bag of box tops!

Guy 1; Nasty!

by grimmith September 28, 2009