de sando

a term used when things go wrong, particularly in the world of IT/networks.
to pull a "de sando"

"all the computers are off, we've been de sando'd"

by joker10001 January 20, 2010

Scandoval

A high profile scandal committed by a treacherous, despicable human being. Usually involving a bambi eyed snake of a woman.

I hope this affair doesn’t turn into a full blown scandoval.

by BravoBabe March 9, 2023

standard gandhi

When something is exceptional. Just like Gandhi. The Standard Gandhi

That beer was the standard gandhi.

It was the best day of my life - standard Gandhi

by The dragon (w/ defn. article) January 21, 2012

Sando

Slot machine slang for when a spin is a "Shit Sandwich", made famous by none other than Vegas Matt himself.

That bonus was an absolute Sando (Shit Sandwich, Garbage, Horrible)

by Sakk00 September 8, 2023

Shit Standoff

n. - The scenario where one, with no other options, enters a public restroom having to take an urgent shit, but discovers that one or more stalls is/are quietly occupied by other people with the same idea.

In an effort to be polite or keep from embarrassing themselves, no one in the restroom wants to be the first to squeeze out a loud, booming fart or firebomb a lunker into the water below for everyone to hear, so what ensues is a shit standoff.

Ned: "Dude, where were you?"

Larry: "I was in the bathroom. I would've been back 10 minutes ago but there was a wicked shit standoff in there."

by SnacksCCM November 4, 2013

Baby Stand

The most dangerous of all the stand users- made kakyoin have several mental breakdowns.

Kakyoin: “Jotaro! Joseph! Polnareff!! This baby is the stand user! Baby stand!”
everybody else: “what the fuck?”

by GenosCyborg July 27, 2023

Double Standard

When a situation is desirable for one group but deplorable for another.

Double Standard. A concept that permits and excuses certain behaviors and actions from one group or person but violently opposes the same actions from another.

by hypocritical actions April 16, 2013