stained glass

When you ejaculate on your partners glasses during sexual intercourse.

Oren: Bro, Palash gave me a stained glass last night
Barve: How'd it feel

by levaithan February 23, 2023

shit stained balls

when railing a girl, that does not whipe her ass good, your balls slap against her pooper causing them to get shit on them. thus resulting in shit stained balls

i was pounding the shit outa sussy smelly crotch so hard last night that my balls were slapping against her butthole. man talk about a bad case of the shit stained balls.

by Perfek360 July 22, 2006

Stabbed with a Hotdog

A euphemism for sex.

Person 1: Last night I was walking down the hall and the creek from the floorboards and the sound of the music, made it sound like a woman who was being stabbed with a hotdog.
Person 2: It was probably your par-
Person 1: IT WAS THE FLOORBOARDS AND THE MUSIC!!!

by Twisted Iniquity January 31, 2009

assless shit stained chaps

a pair of assless chaps in which the person who is wearing them has forgotten to wipe his ass after shitting

Brandon: look at that biker! he is wearing assless shit stained chaps!
Ashley: Looks like he had a beanerschnitzel for lunch!

by A-BJ May 19, 2006

stained bitch

A girl that has been fucked to much, worn out like an old stained jumper that no one wants... Like a wannabe Milf, you know the sort old bird thinks she can still go out every week and looks like shit in a microwave.

"Look at that old stained bitch"

"What a fucking mess"

"Yeah what a fucking stained bitch"

"I wouldn't wipe my ass off in her face"

by whatafuckinghero February 28, 2007

Staubed

The act of chasing someone through a country club to pull their hair out and call them names. From the episode of the hit TV series "The Real Housewives of New Jersey" which showcases star Danielle Staub's encounter with one of the members of the Manzo family.

Oh, i know. i was so glad when Jane and Marcie got up and Staubed her

by Mikey1989 August 20, 2010

stained glass ass

A fundalmentalist that tries to force there belief on other people.

No matter what that stained glass ass says I know that the bible is better not taken literally.

by Deep Blue 2012 July 22, 2009