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staggers and jags

Twitching, loss of balance and motor skills, and hallucinations caused by intense alcohol abuse; technical term is delirium tremens.
1. "And the cooks cleaned the kitchen with the staggers and the jags." -- Gillian Welch & David Rawlings

2. The barfly barely made it to the restroom through the staggers and jags.
by bluegrassfan December 23, 2004
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stablered

Taking a bunch of painkillers and watching "Law & Order: SVU" episodes (preferably a marathon).
Named for SVU character Det. Elliot Stabler (as played by Christopher Meloni)

An alternate meaning is getting taken down by Det. Stabler; either verbally or physically.
"Man, we are so getting stablered tonight"

After a character on SVU is tackled by Stabler:
"That dude got STABLERED!"
by matotes November 6, 2009
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swaggerdon

the 'don' of swagger, basically the person with the most swagger you'll ever meet.
that guy is pretty swish...hes a complete swaggerdon
by Anj.P December 24, 2009
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Snoggered

I'm getting snoggered.
by Skips August 20, 2013
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Stagger Lee

Stagger Lee is one bad mother fucker. His legend is eternal along with his presence (even though he was around in the 1930s). He bangs all sorts of gals, resulting in a blinding hatred from his disgruntled wife. She throws him out into the rain and the sleet, leading to him drowning his sorrows in The Bucket Of Blood.

He takes out his frustrations on the bar-tender, putting 4 holes in the cunt's head, simply because he hadn't heard tell of Stagger's exploits. He then forces Billy Dilly to suck him of before blasting a hole in his head with a shot-gun.

Stagger is basically a mad bastard, he fucks shit and people up, feels no remorse and goes home and contemplates what he did over a nice candle-lit dinner of testicles and liver. He has been known to laugh at the corpses of young children and to stab himself in the leg for light entertainment.
1) Cardinal: "Here Matt, watch your asshole. It's common knowledge that Stagger Lee will climb over 50 pussies to get to one boy's fat asshole."

2) Stagger Lee: "Don't you know who I am? I'm the bad mother fucker called Stagger Lee"

Bar-tender: "Nah mate, never heard tell of you"

Stagger puts 4 bullets in bar-tender's head.
by Nick Cave August 15, 2010
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staggering

(Adj.)

1.Astonishing or mind-blowing

2.To be awesome or to be sick
Jess: Tonight was so sick
Nick: honestly the most staggering night this year
by Nick & Jess January 19, 2014
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swaggerella

the queen of swagg or just a funny nickname for someone with a mean swagg persuading to a girl or woman.
ay there go swaggerella coming down the street.
by babyd514839 March 23, 2009
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