stifflers mom

N. A term exactly similar to milf but usually one who will actually get with the younger boys she attracts.
(obviously originating from American Pie Series)

CJ; oh my she is such a milf, do you think she's like stacey's mom or stifflers mom ?

by PB SLAPPER June 26, 2010

snaffleroar

A word to say when you're so frustrated or pissed off that you can't think of any other word to say.

Bob: Hey Jim, I slept with your mom last night!
Jim: What? Are you a teenager or something? Stop saying your mom jokes.
Bob: No, I actually did sleep with your mom. She's pregnant with your baby sister.
Jim: ....SNAFFLEROAR!

by Fehbeh January 24, 2011

Staffel

To make smart ass comments with underlying meanings such as, "Of course she did."

Staffel, you own cats!

by Tokyo 6 October 21, 2016

Stiffler

Taken from the "American Pie/Wedding" movie series.

Noun: Someone who is optimistic, self-centered, and completely oblivious to his effects on others.

Verb: When a person completely ruins something by obliviously being himself.

"Dude, we were having a good time, until Bob started dancing and completely stifflered the party."

by NewsBruin January 15, 2004

Scared Stiffless

A type of performance anxiety where a man cannot summon a boner for fear of losing it again.

Maurine was all wet and waiting for him, but John was scared stiffless, so they listened to the radio instead.

by squishiefishie October 31, 2018

Swaffle

to hit something or someone with a half-erected (very important!) penis. the word was invented in Belgium - in the Flemish part of the country, where a variaton of Dutch is spoken. And yes, they're very proud of it.

A swaffler can always be spoted because it attracts pink elefants. to keep safe from them, always carry a green mouse with you.

There is a difference between a Brussel's waffle and a Brussel's swaffle

I shall swaffle you. God wills it!

by NoMoustacheOverHere April 15, 2011

staffie

The free drink/s you get after working at a bar.
The free meal you get after working at in a kitchen/restaurant.

"I stayed back for a few staffie's after work."

by Diego September 3, 2003