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swaffelen

To slap your penis against any object, usually your partners face
My g/f really loves it when i swaffelen her
by steroy jenkins March 11, 2009
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Swaffel

To slap something, usually a man or woman's face, with an erect penis or similar hard, penis-shaped object.
To cockslap.

(sidenote: this is the only word known of by the author of this entry that describes the phenomenon of cockslapping, and is not a compound word or portmanteau)

Originally a slang term from North Amsterdam, the word has spread in usage to various other parts of Europe, the Middle East, and North America.

Variations: swafffel, mutaswaffila, swaafil
Steve swaffeled Marie, and then Marie dumped Steve.

George tried waking up his girlfriend with a swaffel, and then she didn't talk to him for a week.

Arabic: Ana swaffeltuha!
by swaafila December 25, 2008
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staffle womp

It's the exact opposite of waffle stomp

You poop in the shower then proceed to suction cup the poop out of the drain
Alex's sister had to staffle womp her little brothers waffle stomp
by Spanktank44 May 3, 2019
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swaffeln

To slab your penis against things.
We swaffeld all together his girlfriends car to humiliate her.

swaffeln for more then one time, duh
by dafuqdog August 1, 2012
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Staffer

Albeit an older definition, a staffer is a person who works for a company, group, organization, etc. So basically an older way of calling yourself an employee.
Random guy: What do you do in life?
Random guy 2: I'm a proud staffer at Sega! I get to make Sonic games!
Random guy: Wow! Congratulations!
Random guy 2: Thanks!
by 1supermiguel January 13, 2015
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black-staffer

"Justin, you are a black-staffing son-of-a-bitch"

Timmy is a black-staffer, whom hired 12 eligible African Americans.

"Randy, you are nothing but a black-staffing whore."
by Livesinatoolshed April 27, 2014
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staffoldShire bull terrier

A beautiful dog nicknamed the " Nanny Dog" because its great with young children, very patient and very loyal has a lovley coat and a musclar type build, Its always been Made out in the media as a "Chav dog" and a "killer"
Omg man, i was off my nut and i sold a blue staffoldshire bull terrier pup for £50 to some pikey, shit man.
by StaffyBullTerrier March 31, 2009
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