stache

a moustache.

one a dude's face.

by Scarlett June 13, 2004

The Stache

A man with an extremely cool mustache. That's all.

Tyler: Dude, I have like no facial hair!
Chad: Well duh... who do you think you are? The Stache???

by Aly-c October 22, 2009

stache

a courageous adolescent hailing from isolated Marin Country, characterized by his persistent efforts to grow facial hair.

Have you seen Stache? I think he skipped school again...

by GodfatherPart4 January 4, 2015

Stach

Underaged, flirty teenage girl.
(short for statutory rape)

"Hey, check out that stach hanging out in front of the movie theater."

by T. Wolfe April 16, 2006

Stach

The practice of eating pistachios

I picked up a pound on Monday and I've been staching ever since.

by MrWizard August 30, 2005

Stach

sex on the beach. Sand in places i didn't know existed, until that night.

Dude I have sand in places i didn't know existed til that night of stach.

by steve March 14, 2003

stache

1.a pitiful excuse for a mustache

2. a racially-confused individual possessing said mustache and typically clad in a greatly oversized t-shirt, a large chain, and a flat brim hat turned sideways and with the sticket still on it

Dang homie, check out that stache! How's he with so many fly hunnies? He looks like a fool.

by J. Kel May 18, 2007