shitability

The level of ease (or difficulty) of a particular item to be ingested orally and successfully passed via bowel movement.

"Be careful, Mervin. Those Walmart hotlinks have a low shitability score."

"Too late, Elroy. I'm fartin' blood over here!"

by B.M. Witherspoon Esq. July 13, 2018

shability

'Sha' means 'silly' in Chinese. 'Bi' means 'pussy' in Chinese. 'A silly pussy' means 'a fool' or 'a person that makes everything worse'.

Many people think they are full of niubility, and like to play zhuangbility, which only reflect their shability.

by jokhva January 16, 2008

stabbity doll

Creepy-ass antique doll that looks like it will come to life and kill you while you're sleeping. If this thing is in the guest room where you're supposed to sleep, you will *not* be able to fall asleep because you're listening for the tappity tappity of tiny little shoes. Has those creepy eyes that open and shut; one of the eyes is inevitably wonky so it looks like it's winking at you as if to say, "night-night!"

Variation: Stabbity Nana Doll; same thing but with human hair from your dead Nana. Bonus points if said doll has actual human teeth as well.

That stabbity doll I saw on stark. raving. mad. mommy. is the creepiest thing I have seen in the whole history of ever.

by starkravingmadMommy November 19, 2010

stabilise

To troll in such a way that you would give up your own gaming experience in order to destroy it for someone else.

'Wow,man, you really gonna stabilise my game right now'

by One#2 December 5, 2016

stabbity

1) having the stabbing nature; excessively tending towards repeated stabbing motions

2) pernicious and beastly; irritating in the extreme; prickly in nature

"Damn, I bought these pants and cut off the tags, but there's still this stabbity little tag dangly embedded in a seam: can't get it out."

"She's a stabbity little whore, isn't she? Doesn't let the slightest thing go without a snarky comment."

by Firebottle December 20, 2004

Dick-sability

Temporarily disabled from dick, eligible for disability benefits.

Kayla, “That dick tore me in half, I swear I’m gonna have to go on dick-sabilty, I can hardly walk.”

Tammy, “Girl let me wheel you around you definitely eligibld for disability benefits from the dick-sability!!”

by Wolfany September 8, 2018

Sturability

A combination of durability and stability. The ability to resist wear while maintaining firmness in position. Generally used to describe permanent and stable objects.

"With the additional structural steel in place, the stairs will have extreme sturability."

by Super Walt June 5, 2009