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Squidward Threesome

A Squidward Threesome is a BDSM threesome involving two disobediant subs, or brats, and a dom. It involves the brats disobeying the dom’s orders, expecting to be punished, while the dom punishes them for mutual sexual pleasure.
I just had the greatest Squidward Threesome, man. I dominated the fuck out of those two girls.
by GingervitisDV October 1, 2017
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squidwardian

The envy of the joyful, flamboyantly gushing creativity which children possess, in contrast to the dull drudgery of adulthood.
He has a Squidwardian distain for the successful artist.
by thedarkmother August 7, 2021
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handsome squidward

the most divine creature under the sea; he used to be ugly before his cosmetic surgery; a smoking hot person with a greek god physique.
whoa did you see that hottie? what a handsome squidward!
by JustPeachy07 January 18, 2010
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Squidward

Damn I wish I could eat squidward ass
by Kinkyemokid August 14, 2017
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squidward sex position

When you put your balls on another's face and penis down their nose. Simulating squidward, from spongebob.
by Tyler12704 April 21, 2014
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squidward cooch

when your coochie sounds like squidward walking
Man 1: I heard that girl has a squidward cooch
Man 2: I know! It sounds just like him
by pproblemm April 1, 2020
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squidward check

One person yells "ayo squidward check!"
Then everyone else gives their breathiest, most upsetting, male moan as loud as they can into the microphone.
AYO SQUIDWARD CHECK!
EVERYONE ELSE: UHEUEHHA
by naftin December 28, 2020
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