Squatch

The patchy hair that grows on the nape of the neck where hairline begins to fade away.

The squatch is often messy in appearance, due to the thinner, patchy hair, and trimmed away to provide a sharper hairline on the back of the neck.

“Hey man you need a haircut. Your squatch is looking pretty bad.”

“Hey babe, can you give me a squatch rub?”

by MaGiC48x January 13, 2022

Squatch-tard

A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.

Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

squatchee

Button on top of ball caps

What is the button on top of baseball hats? A Squatchee!

by Mr. Travis December 27, 2013

squatching

Entering wild lands in search of evidence for the Sasquatch, The legendary bigfoot, a large bipedal primate sighted in many parts of the USA.

Let's go squatching.

by Frank Vincent Lauria December 19, 2008

squelcher

1. One who does not live up to a commitment.

2. A person who breaks the terms of an agreement or contract

1. That asshole told me that he was going to be here at 7:30 and he hasn't shown, what a squelcher.

2. I had the deal all set up, but then that dude bailed out and didn't want to pay, because he's a total squelcher.

by NacoTaco February 1, 2005

squeach

squeal + screech = squeach

When a lizard crawled on her foot, she squeached.

by ihdcjn March 10, 2011

Dr. Squatch

The pinnacle of manliness. An all natural soap for men that changes the your shower experience. Use with caution, you may just become too irresistible.

"Dude, James stole my girlfriend..."
"Ah, he must shower with Dr. Squatch."

by drsquatch November 6, 2019