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Headlight Squeegee

An act performed after sloppy anal sex where a man slams his dirty meat on his woman's chest and tightly squeezes her tits together. Using the tits (headlights) as a squeegee, the man will pull his dick out, leaving a squeaky clean cock and the anal residue between his partner's breasts.
Angelina took laxatives before anal with Justin. Since Justin doesn't like mud on his helmet, he performed the headlight squeegee to clean his cock.
by mrrab June 11, 2015
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squeee

An exclamation of Joy/ Greeting amongst close friends.
person a) on seing person b): "Squeee! It's great to see you!"
Person b): {generally hugs} "Squeee! Indeed, fancy going for Coffee?"

Alternative:

"Oh wow! Oh Squeee! That's fantastic"
by Baloobas April 26, 2005
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Squeebo

plays volleyball, loves crazy 8, went to franklin township, often referred to as “SQUEEBS”.
yo im feelin like squeebo
by janefly January 22, 2019
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squeebel

Someone/something that is weak sauce and bad. They would smell really awful.
Look at that moose over there, its a total squeebel.
by rsguy225 October 28, 2018
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squeedunk

1. a particularly lovable or pleasing person or thing
2. used as a term of endearment or an affectionate form of address
My dear squeedunk, how are you?
by User239879234 February 25, 2021
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Beef Squeegee

A Beef Squeegee is a term used to describe a used, yet tight vagina, particularly the vagina of a prostitute.
Although a pro on the street corner circuit, it was impressive to see the prostitute's beef squeegee was tighter than a nun's Gucci hole.
by carlton spoona'ge April 21, 2018
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Squeee

The high pitch exclamation of joy a women makes when she is super excited about something. Usually cute or shiney objects.
Oh squeee! *gushes* I loves it!!
by Bjwench June 19, 2016
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